Ghost of BiB Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 are due now. How do you sell this team to the public? A 5-11 team. They've cut loose some of it's fading stars. And they've signed Trip, Royal and Davis, three players that have pretty much done jack so far in their NFL career. How do you sell these tickets to a fan base that was already pissed off? Anyone? Slogan? Anything? Anyone wanna try this one? 631191[/snapback] Learn Spanish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I'd go more for Green Acres, myself. BADOL, we could follow through on what we threatened to do a couple of times last season -- skip the game and extend the tailgate instead... 631348[/snapback] It's gonna' happen this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 ....for the last several years,I've been going to the games for the great lot 1/pole 5/6 tailgate party.If we actually WIN a game,that's a bonus. I can have the NFL ticket at home,but nothing beats being at 'The Ralph' on gameday!!!!! 631441[/snapback] I'll be god-damned if I'm putting any money in that old bastard's pocket this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 ....for the last several years,I've been going to the games for the great lot 1/pole 5/6 tailgate party.If we actually WIN a game,that's a bonus. I can have the NFL ticket at home,but nothing beats being at 'The Ralph' on gameday!!!!! 631441[/snapback] I'm with ya', but I see so many people roll in just before gametime and this team is in such a fuctup state, it's hard to imagine those people putting up with it very long. It's a shame to see this team turning into the mid-1990's Bengals, I've always felt that allowing the team to bottom out is just too risky. They should have kept Williams, Adams and Milloy if only to allow them to hold their own around the LOS. Know what's really scary? Best center left in FA.......Trey Teague. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I'm with ya', but I see so many people roll in just before gametime and this team is in such a fuctup state, it's hard to imagine those people putting up with it very long. It's a shame to see this team turning into the mid-1990's Bengals, I've always felt that allowing the team to bottom out is just too risky. They should have kept Williams, Adams and Milloy if only to allow them to hold their own around the LOS. Know what's really scary? Best center left in FA.......Trey Teague. 631470[/snapback] Pshaw, who needs an OL in today's NFL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Pray Plead and Beg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lv-Bills Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 Learn Spanish? 631426[/snapback] LMAO......................I don't even get this one, but it made me crack up for some reason. This one......on the front of the media guide would be hilarious. It would definately get people talking. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyBillsFan Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Go Sabres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDG Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 are due now. How do you sell this team to the public? A 5-11 team. They've cut loose some of it's fading stars. And they've signed Trip, Royal and Davis, three players that have pretty much done jack so far in their NFL career. How do you sell these tickets to a fan base that was already pissed off? Anyone? Slogan? Anything? Anyone wanna try this one? 631191[/snapback] "Marv" Kind of sad, I think - but also true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SACKMARINO Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Come see us play before the Mayflower trucks get here. 631267[/snapback] dude. that is brutal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 The only way you can sell tickets is to market the seats behind the visitor's benches. "Where would you rather be than over there, with that other team, right now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 <ANNOUNCER VOICE-OVER> "Remember the 90's? Weren't they great! Re-live all your favorite memories in the SAME STADIUM! You'll see many of the same numbers you remember!" Young Fan:"Hey, Dad, its number 12!" Dad: "No, Son, number 12 was retired." Young Fan: "No, up there in the Luxury Box!" Dad: "Wow!" <Jim Kelley gives camera thumbs-up> <ANNOUNCER> "But wait! If you act now you have a shot at glimpsing Hall of Fame Coach and current napping GM Marv Levy!" Dad: "I'm so glad he rested up during Free Agency!" <ANNOUNCER> "So authentic you'll feel like you're at a winning stadium again! Get your Season Tickets now to BillsMania '06! Tickets are trickling fast!" <Thurman Thomas holds up a Genny Cream Ale and Scott Norwood bursts into tears> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lv-Bills Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 <ANNOUNCER VOICE-OVER> "Remember the 90's? Weren't they great! Re-live all your favorite memories in the SAME STADIUM! You'll see many of the same numbers you remember!" Young Fan:"Hey, Dad, its number 12!" Dad: "No, Son, number 12 was retired." Young Fan: "No, up there in the Luxury Box!" Dad: "Wow!" <Jim Kelley gives camera thumbs-up> <ANNOUNCER> "But wait! If you act now you have a shot at glimpsing Hall of Fame Coach and current napping GM Marv Levy!" Dad: "I'm so glad he rested up during Free Agency!" <ANNOUNCER> "So authentic you'll feel like you're at a winning stadium again! Get your Season Tickets now to BillsMania '06! Tickets are trickling fast!" <Thurman Thomas holds up a Genny Cream Ale and Scott Norwood bursts into tears> 631525[/snapback] lol. This could be a great spoof playable on the front page of TBD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lv-Bills Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 The only way you can sell tickets is to market the seats behind the visitor's benches."Where would you rather be than over there, with that other team, right now." 631513[/snapback] lmao................just saw that Where would you rather be thing....might email that to the Bills if nothing else happens soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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