Thailog80 Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Come see us play before the Mayflower trucks get here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Another message board tie-in: In honor of the general tone of the board, the Bills will give away roasted cornish hens to the first 10,000 people @ home games. They'll be known as "Chicken Littles". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Another message board tie-in: In honor of the general tone of the board, the Bills will give away roasted cornish hens to the first 10,000 people @ home games. They'll be known as "Chicken Littles". 631270[/snapback] And if the blind epileptic squirrel works out VABills will get Crow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Another message board tie-in: In honor of the general tone of the board, the Bills will give away roasted cornish hens to the first 10,000 people @ home games. They'll be known as "Chicken Littles". 631270[/snapback] By the same token the first 10,000 Bills "Kool Aid" drinkers will be given Deeds to the Brooklyn Bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 In honor of vertically challenged posters, the first 10,000 people to blame McNally and declare losman a bust after 8 games get lawn gnomes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 In honor of vertically challenged posters, the first 10,000 people to blame McNally and declare losman a bust after 8 games get lawn gnomes. 631283[/snapback] Vertically challenged is that like Undertall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 "Good seats still available !!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 "Good seats still available !!!" 631301[/snapback] We have a winner !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 "Good seats still available !!!" 631301[/snapback] ........after kickoff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typical TBD Guy Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I guess they could still market the draft! The ultimate marketing tool is obviously winning, but I don't think the draft and the remaining free agent pool can land us the minimum 5 quality starters (T, C, DE, DT, SS) we'll need to be a competitive team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Vertically challenged is that like Undertall? 631287[/snapback] And free AUTOFOCUS cameras to the first 10,000 short bus occupants who can't take good pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 are due now. How do you sell this team to the public? A 5-11 team. They've cut loose some of it's fading stars. And they've signed Trip, Royal and Davis, three players that have pretty much done jack so far in their NFL career. How do you sell these tickets to a fan base that was already pissed off? Anyone? Slogan? Anything? Anyone wanna try this one? 631191[/snapback] Focus on the tailgating. I've missed one home game since the early 1990's, and I can honestly say for the first time ever I would not drive an hour and a half to the stadium just to watch this POS team play. The goodwill established in the 1990's is history, so the re-building sales pitch of 2001 ain't gonna' fly. Right now this is quite possibly the worst roster in the league punctuated by a head coach who has been lousy and a staff with many 3rd and 4th rate assistant coaching options. This team has all the makings of being the absolute worst in the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Focus on the tailgating. I've missed one home game since the early 1990's, and I can honestly say for the first time ever I would not drive an hour and a half to the stadium just to watch this POS team play. The goodwill established in the 1990's is history, so the re-building sales pitch of 2001 ain't gonna' fly. Right now this is quite possibly the worst roster in the league punctuated by a head coach who has been lousy and a staff with many 3rd and 4th rate assistant coaching options. This team has all the makings of being the absolute worst in the league. 631326[/snapback] Well, at least once a year, you can count on us picking you up and driving you to the game. Nirvjam is our designated driver, and you HAVE seen our cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Is it Tuesday? Besides here, where would you rather be than right here, right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Vertically challenged is that like Undertall? 631287[/snapback] No, that's like Doug Flutie. Another message board tie-in: In honor of the general tone of the board, the Bills will give away roasted cornish hens to the first 10,000 people @ home games. They'll be known as "Chicken Littles". 631270[/snapback] Why not a DVD of the movie "Chicken Little" by Disney instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Well, at least once a year, you can count on us picking you up and driving you to the game. Nirvjam is our designated driver, and you HAVE seen our cars. 631333[/snapback] Just remember the jumper cables... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Just remember the jumper cables... 631343[/snapback] Sure, but the car did LOOK nice, no? Are we the Beverly Friggin Hilbillies or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Sure, but the car did LOOK nice, no? Are we the Beverly Friggin Hilbillies or what? 631345[/snapback] I'd go more for Green Acres, myself. BADOL, we could follow through on what we threatened to do a couple of times last season -- skip the game and extend the tailgate instead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lv-Bills Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 "Good seats still available !!!" 631301[/snapback] Wow - Nice. 1. Simple 2. True 3. And will be true for every game after the opener. Nice. Remind to buy you a beverage of your choice at the opener. This has to be the winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 what the F else are you going to do on a 10 degree day in december Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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