The Dean Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 Let's try to keep this non-political so it doesn't end up on the PeePee board. http://www.healthinplainenglish.com/presid...eases/index.htm
UConn James Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 I can really see how Jefferson might have had Asperger's (high-functioning autism). Wrote the Declaration in 17 days. Gunshot and sword wounds are diseases? What entails "debilitating diarrhea"? Why does everyone assume that b/c Cal was quiet, he was depressed? You'd've thought a couple would have had paranoia.
Corp000085 Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 they say that buchannan was an alcoholic? not with this picture! http://www.healthinplainenglish.com/presid...es-buchanan.jpg holy crap. he looks worse than keith richards
UConn James Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 holy crap. he looks worse than keith richards 625855[/snapback] To be fair, Buchanan has some jaw fat and structure left, and he brushed his hair (or someone cared enough about him to do it for him).
Alaska Darin Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 My favorites: 1. Jimmy Carter: Severe chronic hemorrhoids. Which explains his personality and foriegn policy. 2. JFK: Sexually transmitted prostatitis. I have nothing to add. 3. W.J. Clinton: Rectal bleeding. Lies weren't the only thing coming out of his ass.
The Dean Posted March 12, 2006 Author Posted March 12, 2006 My favorites: 1. Jimmy Carter: Severe chronic hemorrhoids. Which explains his personality and foriegn policy. 2. JFK: Sexually transmitted prostatitis. I have nothing to add. 3. W.J. Clinton: Rectal bleeding. Lies weren't the only thing coming out of his ass. 626030[/snapback] I'm SHOCKED that you only found the humor with the Deomcrats. Nothing funny in the Republican Pres' profiles?
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 1. Jimmy Carter: Severe chronic hemorrhoids.626030[/snapback] Actually, I think they mistakenly listed his Secret Service codename there...
Alaska Darin Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 I'm SHOCKED that you only found the humor with the Deomcrats. Nothing funny in the Republican Pres' profiles? 626039[/snapback] Let's just say I wasn't surprised to see our current Commander in Chief also suffers from hemorrhoids (though not chronic or severe, like the Peanut). I only found humor in his and Nixon's (apparently not having a conscience isn't a medical ailment). Neither was as funny as the three I listed. I'm sure there was more earlier on but I only read the ones who've been in office since I was born. I'm not a Republican, nor have I ever voted for one for President so I'm not sure what the party has to do with anything.
UConn James Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 2. JFK: Sexually transmitted prostatitis. I have nothing to add. 626030[/snapback] Yes, but he banged Blaze Starr in a linen cabinet. Tell me you wouldn't've nailed this back in the day, even if she was swarming with cooties.
Alaska Darin Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 Yes, but he banged Blaze Starr in a linen cabinet. Tell me you wouldn't've nailed this back in the day, even if she was swarming with cooties. 626118[/snapback] I wouldn't have but I can certainly understand wanting to.
Bob Lamb Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 I wouldn't have but I can certainly understand wanting to. 626151[/snapback] I'm not sure it's appropriate but my favorite high school history teacher, Herb Marling always described this preseidential disease "He wanted it so bad - he could smell it!"
Ghost of BiB Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 It's a wonder some of them could remain upright.
aussiew Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 It's a wonder some of them could remain upright. That's funny. I was just thinking the same thing.
OnTheRocks Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 John Quincy AdamsHairloss hairloss is a disease? here i have been sick since I was 18 and never knew!
OnTheRocks Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 Abraham LincolnColor blindness, strabismus (cross eyed), presbyopia, concussion, fractured jaw, malaria, depression, Marfan syndrome (?), scarlet fever (?), dental phobia, toothache, smallpox, hairloss, fatal gunshot wound. I had never heard that Abe was cross eyed. Thank goodness not all of these are contagious. Especially that last one.
tennesseeboy Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 A lot of them seem to contract that fatal gunshot wound thing.
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