taterhill Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 The Ottawa Song (to the tune of Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song) By (Scary) Pete Cugno Here's a little story, about a hockey team Who just win the Stanley Cup, but only in their dreams The team is from Ottawa, the Senators is their name Soon to be inducted into the Golfing Hall of Fame They say they'll beat our Sabres, ha, now there's a funny joke 'Cause every year at playoff time the Senators always choke So three cheers for Ottawa, a real team they are not-ta-wa They can give all that they got-ta-wa But the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa Ottawa has their Parliament, and MPs in the news And it's kind of like their hockey team--they talk a lot but don't produce They're not the brightest either, I really have to say When the capital of our country spells Canada with a "K" (Hey, that's Kanata!) Oh three cheers for Ottawa, they think they've got a shot-ta-wa But they must be smoking pot-ta-wa 'Cause the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa You better press your plaid pants, it's that time once again To hear that familiar Ottawa Senator saying, "Tee-off is at 10" So get ready for the crying, take out your handkerchiefs You're about to get your as kicked by the Buffalo Sabres team Oh three cheers for Ottawa, a lesson they'll be taught-ta-wa Heatley and Havlat-ta-wa will soon be golfing a lot-ta-wa What the hell else rhymes with Ottawa, not a whole lot-ta-wa There's a team we already forgot-ta-wa cause the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa yes I know this is a Leafs song, but I stole it and changed some of the lyrics..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Sabre Song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 Sabre Song 621122[/snapback] nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 The team is from Ottawa, the Senators is their nameSoon to be inducted into the Golfing Hall of Fame They say they'll beat our Sabres, ha, now there's a funny joke 'Cause every year at playoff time the Senators always choke 621105[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 You better press your plaid pants, it's that time once againTo hear that familiar Ottawa Senator saying, "Tee-off is at 10" So get ready for the crying, take out your handkerchiefs You're about to get your as kicked by the Buffalo Sabres team 621105[/snapback] You're about to get your as kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campy Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Truth be told guys, the Sens scare the stevestojan out of me this year. I think the Sabres can take the Flyers, Canes', Devs, and the rest of the [sic] Adams division in a 7-game series, but the Sens are the real deal this year IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Sabre Song 621122[/snapback] I have another version as well as "Burnin down the ice" on a Bills CD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 The file is on the Sabres Alumni Page along with a number of others Sabres Alumni I have another version as well as "Burnin down the ice" on a Bills CD 621270[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 The Ottawa Song (to the tune of Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song)By (Scary) Pete Cugno Here's a little story, about a hockey team Who just win the Stanley Cup, but only in their dreams The team is from Ottawa, the Senators is their name Soon to be inducted into the Golfing Hall of Fame They say they'll beat our Sabres, ha, now there's a funny joke 'Cause every year at playoff time the Senators always choke So three cheers for Ottawa, a real team they are not-ta-wa They can give all that they got-ta-wa But the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa Ottawa has their Parliament, and MPs in the news And it's kind of like their hockey team--they talk a lot but don't produce They're not the brightest either, I really have to say When the capital of our country spells Canada with a "K" (Hey, that's Kanata!) Oh three cheers for Ottawa, they think they've got a shot-ta-wa But they must be smoking pot-ta-wa 'Cause the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa You better press your plaid pants, it's that time once again To hear that familiar Ottawa Senator saying, "Tee-off is at 10" So get ready for the crying, take out your handkerchiefs You're about to get your as kicked by the Buffalo Sabres team Oh three cheers for Ottawa, a lesson they'll be taught-ta-wa Heatley and Havlat-ta-wa will soon be golfing a lot-ta-wa What the hell else rhymes with Ottawa, not a whole lot-ta-wa There's a team we already forgot-ta-wa cause the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa yes I know this is a Leafs song, but I stole it and changed some of the lyrics..... 621105[/snapback] Sweet. (I admit to not understanding the "Kanata" reference...but i liked it anyway.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Kanata is where Scotiabank Place is , home of the Ottawa Senators Sweet. (I admit to not understanding the "Kanata" reference...but i liked it anyway.) 621289[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Kanata is where Scotiabank Place is , home of the Ottawa Senators 621298[/snapback] Why thank you. Now it's even funnier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Truth be told guys, the Sens scare the stevestojan out of me this year. I think the Sabres can take the Flyers, Canes', Devs, and the rest of the [sic] Adams division in a 7-game series, but the Sens are the real deal this year IMO. 621164[/snapback] Canes will win the East. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Canes will win the East. 621306[/snapback] If by winning the east you mean getting the #1 seed, I agree. They have a much more forgiving schedule down the stretch, so I don't think they will be caught. The playoffs are another story though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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