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Put out a thousand fires...no one calls you a firestoppper

Give CPR to a thousand men...no one calls you a heart starter

Save a thousand cats from tree...no one calls you a cat saver

 

 

But screw ONE sheep!!!!!

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He took me through the corral gate and I saw the victim for the first time. She was a small gray lamb about three feet tall and four feet long."

 

Well, that splains everything doesn't it?

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"I said hello, dolly,......well, hello, dolly

It’s so nice to have you back where you belong

You’re lookin’ swell, dolly.......I can tell, dolly

You’re still glowin’...you’re still crowin’...you’re still goin’ strong

I feel that room swayin’......while the band’s playin’

One of your old favourite songs from way back when

So..... take her wrap, fellas.......find her an empty lap, fellas

Dolly’ll never go away again!"

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