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Seemed an appropriate diversion for a Friday! :doh:

 

My analyst told me

That I was right out of my head

The way he described it

He said I’d be better dead than live

I didn’t listen to his jive

I knew all along

That he was all wrong

And I knew that he thought

I was crazy but I’m not

Oh no

 

My analyst told me

That I was right out of my head

He said I’d need treatment

But I’m not that easily led

He said I was the type

That was most inclined

When out of his sight

To be out of my mind

And he thought I was nuts

No more ifs or ands or buts

 

They say as a child

I appeared a little bit wild

With all my crazy ideas

But I knew what was happening

I knew I was a genius...

What’s so strange when you know

That you’re a wizard at three

I knew that this was meant to be

 

Now I heard little children

Were supposed to sleep tight

That’s why I got into the vodka one night

My parents got frantic

Didn’t know what to do

But I saw some crazy scenes

Before I came to

Now do you think I was crazy

I may have been only three

But I was swinging

 

They all laugh at angry young men

They all laugh at edison

And also at einstein

So why should I feel sorry

If they just couldn’t understand

The idiomatic logic

That went on in my head

I had a brain

It was insane

Oh they used to laugh at me

When I refused to ride

On all those double decker buses

All because there was no driver on the top

 

My analyst told me

That I was right out of my head

But I said dear doctor

I think that it’s you instead

Because I have got a thing

That’s unique and new

To prove it I’ll have

The last laugh on you

’cause instead of one head

I got two

And you know two heads are better than one.

Posted

I know I'm feeding the troll, but why does this thread exist? It shows that the lack of moderation of this forum detracts from it significantly. We have way too many threads as it is, we don't need something like this. :doh:

Posted

Did you read the poem? Have you heard the song? Great stuff! :doh:

 

Now, where's that FU icon when I need it. :)

 

I know I'm feeding the troll, but why does this thread exist? It shows that the lack of moderation of this forum detracts from it significantly. We have way too many threads as it is, we don't need something like this. :P

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Posted
Did you read the poem? Have you heard the song? Great stuff!  :doh:

 

Now, where's that FU icon when I need it.  :)

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Ok I guess. Her best work is The Ballad Of Sacco & Vanzetti.

Posted
Ok I guess.  Her best work is The Ballad Of Sacco & Vanzetti.

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I'd have to go with Birdland as her best work.

Posted
I'd have to go with Birdland as her best work.

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Baez and Birdland? Joe Zawinul's Birdland? Ddidn't know Joan sang that tune.

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