EC-Bills Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 But have you seen the coaching staff he's put together? What a bunch of jokers! I mean, come on, R. Rich has never been a global mod at the NFL message board level! I'll grant you Simon is good at being offensive, and daninator isn't bad at being defensive, but look at those clowns in the assistant coordinator roles! I can describe this coaching staff in two words: Pa Thetic. 617661[/snapback] I am surprised they allow coaches from foreign countries like this Alaska place to coach here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 (edited) Probably a LAMP post. (Duh!) Consider ye selves forewarned. I was trying to figure out my status, and came up with interesting facts. This first scouting report shows that I have been slipping in the draft. Yet after the recent combine workouts, and my Wonderlich scores, my stock value rose, but by just a bit. So I'll make this easy. I'll sign for the league minimum, with a performance-laden contract. Plus, any signing bonus can be given in Unibroue beers, Bombay Sapphire Gin, and a kick ass hot tub, complete with LCD HDTV for sports viewing, and porn. Edet fer spullng ande gramma ehereres Edited March 4, 2006 by Draconator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frez Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Can I get a spell checker here? Rotten SOB's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 But have you seen the coaching staff he's put together? What a bunch of jokers! I mean, come on, R. Rich has never been a global mod at the NFL message board level! I'll grant you Simon is good at being offensive, and daninator isn't bad at being defensive, but look at those clowns in the assistant coordinator roles! I can describe this coaching staff in two words: Pa Thetic. 617661[/snapback] Et tu, Chuck Lester? R.Rich can't hold a candle to your average NFL message board mod. 617686[/snapback] But I can hold a candle to them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Et tu, Chuck Lester?But I can hold a candle to them... 617895[/snapback] And you're big enough to keep them from squirming away in pain. Works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 So, does the prospect of a new CBA lead us to believe that any of these players will be recalled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 So, does the prospect of a new CBA lead us to believe that any of these players will be recalled? 619115[/snapback] The understanding from Soprano's source is, "The board has moved on" As usual, Soprano doesn't know what this means, he just wanted to pass it along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Just an update from the National Player programme. Being exepmt from cuts under the National Player programme I am delighted to stay with TBD/TSW - it's my goal some day to be a starter, but for now I'm gonna work hard in NFLE, get some posting experience and come into training camp ready to post my ass off. I still have a lot to learn in terms of terminology and how we play this posting game, which is alien to my home turf, but I'm sure my pure posting ability will make the transition someday soon. Tally ho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Just an update from the National Player programme. Being exepmt from cuts under the National Player programme I am delighted to stay with TBD/TSW - it's my goal some day to be a starter, but for now I'm gonna work hard in NFLE, get some posting experience and come into training camp ready to post my ass off. I still have a lot to learn in terms of terminology and how we play this posting game, which is alien to my home turf, but I'm sure my pure posting ability will make the transition someday soon. Tally ho! 619124[/snapback] Can you kick? Always room for one of you sidewinder types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Can you kick? Always room for one of you sidewinder types. 619149[/snapback] Hmm - I'm not 100% sure I have the vocabulary and mental capacity to delivery a really scatging kicking... My wonderlic is probably in the 0-4 range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breni Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 you are being shipped to TBD Europe. 617153[/snapback] Any free agents available for the new TBDE franchise, the Parmesans? We are still weak both on OL and DL, as all the fat kids have been converted into hams. Breni, Parma, Italy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Any free agents available for the new TBDE franchise, the Parmesans? We are still weak both on OL and DL, as all the fat kids have been converted into hams. Breni, Parma, Italy 619155[/snapback] I'd come, but my so called "Agent" ended up getting me assigned to the Calcutta franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breni Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 I'd come, but my so called "Agent" ended up getting me assigned to the Calcutta franchise. 619162[/snapback] Oh yeah, the Calcutta Starvers. An with that mess with the bird flu spreading into Asia there will be no chicken wings for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Any free agents available for the new TBDE franchise, the Parmesans? We are still weak both on OL and DL, as all the fat kids have been converted into hams. Breni, Parma, Italy 619155[/snapback] Opening scrimmage for the Parmesans in TBDE will be against the Teeth - Britains entry to TBDE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Hmm - I'm not 100% sure I have the vocabulary and mental capacity to delivery a really scatging kicking... My wonderlic is probably in the 0-4 range. 619152[/snapback] If you can't even spell "scathing" properly, that's probably a good bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 If you can't even spell "scathing" properly, that's probably a good bet. 619178[/snapback] It's the British spelling...they spell everything goofy over there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 It's the British spelling...they spell everything goofy over there... 619182[/snapback] yes - the classic british silent 'g' in place of 'h' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 yes - the classic british silent 'g' in place of 'h' 619186[/snapback] Like when you limeys call a flashlight a "torcg", or "fisg and cgips", or the geir to the tgrone, Prince Cgarles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breni Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Opening scrimmage for the Parmesans in TBDE will be against the Teeth - Britains entry to TBDE... 619177[/snapback] The Parmesan rind can be real tough. Watch out, you could be forced to claim a dental surgeon off waivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 The Parmesan rind can be real tough. Watch out, you could be forced to claim a dental surgeon off waivers. 619190[/snapback] I toss them in when I make soup. I can't say it adds anything, other than the satisfaction of using up leftovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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