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EAGLESWOOD TOWNSHIP, N.J. - To students at Eagleswood Elementary School, she used to be Mr. McBeth. Now, after undergoing a sex change, 71-year-old Lily McBeth is ready to return to teaching as Miss McBeth.

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Despite criticism from parents, the school board on Monday stood by its decision to allow McBeth to resume working as a substitute teacher.

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MACBETH: Coincidence! Good fellow! This is fate! This is destiny!

 

BANQUO: (Sighs.) This is unbelievable...

 

MACBETH: Just so! Now, let us ponder, for only in pondering will we dig through to the bottom of this weighty matter.

 

BANQUO: Wouldn’t a shovel work better?

 

MACBETH: Ey?

 

BANQUO: Nothing, my lord, just thinking out loud. An entrenching tool would suffice, if the shovel is inadequate.

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Okay, who is the biggest "entrenching tool" on this board? The one tool who keeps digging himself the deepest hole. Saying Mickey doesn't count.

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I wouldn't say Mickey digs deep holes. Just a hell of a lot of shallow ones. :D

 

VABills has certainly earned a nomination in this category. As has Newbie.

 

But really...no one's ever managed to dig as deeply as quickly as BF ever did. Not even ICE.

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