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Not Hot for Teacher

 

EAGLESWOOD TOWNSHIP, N.J. - To students at Eagleswood Elementary School, she used to be Mr. McBeth. Now, after undergoing a sex change, 71-year-old Lily McBeth is ready to return to teaching as Miss McBeth.

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Despite criticism from parents, the school board on Monday stood by its decision to allow McBeth to resume working as a substitute teacher.

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Nothing in his life

Became him like the leaving it; he died

As one that had been studied in his death

To throw away the dearest thing he owed,

As 't were a careless trifle.

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The scary part is that she actually looks like Miss Garrison. 

 

Life imitating art?

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Or Herman Munster in a blonde wig. :lol:

 

 

 

btw.....71 ???

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Am I the only one who has ever read Macbeth?

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Yeah about 30 years ago. You actually expect me to remember lines from something that I really didn't care to read?

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Yeah about 30 years ago.  You actually expect me to remember lines from something that I really didn't care to read?

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No, you're defending a camp shovel as an insult to your manhood.

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MACBETH: Coincidence! Good fellow! This is fate! This is destiny!

 

BANQUO: (Sighs.) This is unbelievable...

 

MACBETH: Just so! Now, let us ponder, for only in pondering will we dig through to the bottom of this weighty matter.

 

BANQUO: Wouldn’t a shovel work better?

 

MACBETH: Ey?

 

BANQUO: Nothing, my lord, just thinking out loud. An entrenching tool would suffice, if the shovel is inadequate.

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It's an entrenching tool, you friggin idiot!

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Okay, who is the biggest "entrenching tool" on this board? The one tool who keeps digging himself the deepest hole. Saying Mickey doesn't count.

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Okay, who is the biggest "entrenching tool" on this board? The one tool who keeps digging himself the deepest hole. Saying Mickey doesn't count.

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I wouldn't say Mickey digs deep holes. Just a hell of a lot of shallow ones. :D

 

VABills has certainly earned a nomination in this category. As has Newbie.

 

But really...no one's ever managed to dig as deeply as quickly as BF ever did. Not even ICE.

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