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Was he going the wrong way?

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Yeah, and when he was going the wrong way, did he touchdown in an endzone?

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How many punchlines can one gag stand?

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at 3:30am there probably wasn't anybody on the road, I can see him hauling ass trying to see just what that engine could do! That is so dangerous though, like Coachchuckdickerson...if you have a couple drinks....drive sloooowwwww. Or call a cab, it's much cheaper than a DUI.

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I used to drive drunk on a pretty much daily basis. Luckily, I never hurt or killed anyone. The only reasons I had for speeding while driving drunk is that I was really, really wasted -or- I either had to take a leak or hurl and wanted to get where I was going. Never try to hurl out the window while drunk driving. It doesn't work. Just ralph on the passenger seat floor. It's much easier to clean up the next day. 97 in a 55 isn't that outrageous considering old Carl was ripped. He probably thought he was going half that because he was seeing double.

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