Webster Guy Posted February 20, 2006 Posted February 20, 2006 I think the best one is "Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30." 606883[/snapback] I like: "Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys."
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 20, 2006 Posted February 20, 2006 Sorry AD, but Pete is no longer among the living. 606912[/snapback] Jack Bauer tortured Pete for so long, he forgot who Jack Bauer was...
meazza Posted February 20, 2006 Author Posted February 20, 2006 i started watching 24 last week because everyone was telling me how amazing this show is. Now i'm hooked on it. I'm up to sesaon 2 in the middle. He's just too fuct up.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty 606452[/snapback] You know, they missed one of the biggest ones: Jack Bauer can get anywhere in LA in ten minutes.
Tcali Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty 606452[/snapback] very good stuff
eball Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 "Jack Bauer once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants."
EZC-Boston Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Chuck norris has a roundhouse kick for you for desecrating his name and his top 30 list... 606548[/snapback] At least someone noticed this is a total ripoff...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 At least someone noticed this is a total ripoff... 608560[/snapback] I thought it was obvious. And I think the Jack Bauer list is funnier than the Chuck Norris list anyway.
meazza Posted February 22, 2006 Author Posted February 22, 2006 At least someone noticed this is a total ripoff... 608560[/snapback] who cares, jack could kick chuck norris's ass any day anytime.
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