Beerball Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 Actually, I'd call that homophobic. But I feel the same way. So I call myself homophobic in that regard. And I have no problem with that. 605880[/snapback] Common, the guy was older, had a pot belly and seriously hairy knuckles. It's not like he looked like Mark Ruffalo. If I was repulsed by Mark Ruffalo I would wonder about myself, but this guy was no Mark Ruffalo.
ajzepp Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 Assuming there is a choice, which there certainly ought to be, why would a guy EVER choose to have a dude give him a massage?? I don't get it....And I'm sure the guy would rather be massaging a woman than any of us, too....so it's not like he doesn't understand.
GoodBye Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 Assuming there is a choice, which there certainly ought to be, why would a guy EVER choose to have a dude give him a massage?? I don't get it....And I'm sure the guy would rather be massaging a woman than any of us, too....so it's not like he doesn't understand. 605964[/snapback] Well, I have never had a massage but it would seem like the guy's hands would be stronger so they are able to give a deeper massage?? I could be wrong though.
Chef Jim Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 Well, I have never had a massage but it would seem like the guy's hands would be stronger so they are able to give a deeper massage?? I could be wrong though. 606043[/snapback] But isn't it really the quality and not how deep it goes?
ajzepp Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 But isn't it really the quality and not how deep it goes? 606045[/snapback] ....going....going....WAYYYYYY back......GONE!
Pete Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 Massage is just a warmup for sex. I always want to turn over
Chef Jim Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Forget is said anything. 606051[/snapback] Too late. You should know better.
GoodBye Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Too late. You should know better. 606057[/snapback] So everytime I post something here it will be turned around to mean something totally different than what I intended?
The Dean Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 So everytime I post something here it will be turned around to mean something totally different than what I intended? 606069[/snapback] Well, why should you be any different than the rest of us?
IDBillzFan Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Jay, wifey and got massages the day we got married in St. Lucia. Never had one before, but I will tell you this much: if the lights are low, the candles are burning, some simple music is playing soft in the background and the woman is using the tips of her fingers to rub you down with warm oils that smell like a gardenia bush got it on with a plumeria, then THAT, my friend, will be an incredible experience. One tip; I highly, highly recommend that you make arrangements beforehand to have your house quiet and relaxing when you get home, Go sit in your favorite chair with a cocktail, and your wife, and really let it finish out the day. On the other hand, if you're getting a massage from a guy named Boris, I'd just drink while he's doing it and hope you don't get a boner.
Chef Jim Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 So everytime I post something here it will be turned around to mean something totally different than what I intended? 606069[/snapback] If that's the way you feel, do yourself a huge favor and stay way away from the PPP board.
Chef Jim Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Jay, wifey and got massages the day we got married in St. Lucia. Never had one before, but I will tell you this much: if the lights are low, the candles are burning, some simple music is playing soft in the background and the woman is using the tips of her fingers to rub you down with warm oils that smell like a gardenia bush got it on with a plumeria, then THAT, my friend, will be an incredible experience. One tip; I highly, highly recommend that you make arrangements beforehand to have your house quiet and relaxing when you get home, Go sit in your favorite chair with a cocktail, and your wife, and really let it finish out the day. On the other hand, if you're getting a massage from a guy named Boris, I'd just drink while he's doing it and hope you don't get a boner. 606080[/snapback] Not to completely get off topic (but what the hey, it's what I do best) where in St Lucia did you stay?
GoodBye Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Well, why should you be any different than the rest of us? 606071[/snapback] Okay, okay. You are right...I forgot that I'm posting on a football forum where 99.99% of the members are guys.
IDBillzFan Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Not to completely get off topic (but what the hey, it's what I do best) where in St Lucia did you stay? 606085[/snapback] Jalousie Hilton...300+ acres of plush private land tucked in between the pitons, your own villa with a hottub outside, private beach, food and drink service whereever you are...as close to paradise as I've ever known. We've been there twice, and plan to go again as soon as I'm comfortable either taking my son with us or leaving him for 10 days...whichever comes first.
EC-Bills Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Well, I have never had a massage but it would seem like the guy's hands would be stronger so they are able to give a deeper massage?? I could be wrong though. 606043[/snapback] You are sooo naughty
EC-Bills Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 So everytime I post something here it will be turned around to mean something totally different than what I intended? 606069[/snapback] Well, yeah
Chef Jim Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Jalousie Hilton...300+ acres of plush private land tucked in between the pitons, your own villa with a hottub outside, private beach, food and drink service whereever you are...as close to paradise as I've ever known. We've been there twice, and plan to go again as soon as I'm comfortable either taking my son with us or leaving him for 10 days...whichever comes first. 606102[/snapback] Yeah, know it. Wife and I stopped in there. We stayed at a villa at Anse Chastanet not far from there. Was fantastic. There was no wall in the living room, just an unobstucted view of the Pitons. If the Island wasn't so far down there, and it didn't take forever to get there I'd go again in a heartbeat.
Chef Jim Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Okay, okay. You are right...I forgot that I'm posting on a football forum where 99.99% of the members are guys. 606096[/snapback] Come on admit it you love it. My wife used to love to go the Bills backers bar on Sundays. She wasn't a big football fan and couldn't understand why she liked it so much. Then one day I looked around, there she was 9:00am (we live on the west coast) bloody mary in her hand surrounded by 250 guys.
TheMadKat Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 if the lights are low, the candles are burning, some simple music is playing soft in the background and the woman is using the tips of her fingers to rub you down with warm oils that smell like a gardenia bush got it on with a plumeria, then THAT, my friend, will be an incredible experience. 606080[/snapback] He said BUSH!!!......
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