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:doh:  :P  :)  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 

I cannot stop laughing!!!!

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Lavtvia has the Kavorka...Laviolette needs to have his team come out with garlic rings around their necks...may sound extreme...but we need this win

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Lavtvia has the Kavorka...Laviolette needs to have his team come out with garlic rings around their necks...may sound extreme...but we need this win

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:doh:

 

Kramer: Um, you wanted to see me Father?

 

Father-priest: Yes. Please, sit down. Sister Roberta came to see me

 

yesterday.

 

Kramer: I know what this is about Father. I didn’t do anything. I just

 

spoke to her innocently for just a few minutes. It’s just that, that I have

 

this power.

 

Father-priest: Yes. Kavorka.

 

Kramer: Kavorka?

 

Father-priest: It is a Latvian word which means "the lure of the animal".

 

Kramer: I don’t understand.

 

Father-priest: Women are drawn to you. They would give anything to be

 

possessed by you.

 

Kramer: Help me Father. Help me.

 

Father-priest: Yes, yes I will help you. Listen very carefully. I want you

 

to buy ten cloves of garlic, three quarts of vinegar, six ounces…

 

The hallway by Jerry’s apartment.

 

Jerry: What is that stench? I got it. (He follows the smell to Kramer’s

 

door) Ah hah.

 

*knock, knock, knock*

 

Kramer opens his door. He is wearing a ring of garlics around his neck.

 

Kramer: Hey.

 

Jerry: Hey. What are you doing?

 

Kramer: I’ve got the Kavorka Jerry.

 

Jerry: The Kavorka? What’s that?

 

Kramer: The lure of the animal. I’m dangerous.

 

Jerry: What is this thing around your neck?

 

Kramer: The priests they’re helping me. I just bathed in vinegar.

 

Jerry: You know you’re funcifying the whole building.

 

Kramer: Keep away Jerry. Keep away.

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