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Where the hell are we supposed to mount the laser without a space plane?

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Ok, be that way. But when the great leader wants his retatta at 3:00 am YOU'RE going to make it. Wait on second thought........would lasers work on the retatta? Get a feasability study on that, and try to get back to me in less than the 4 years it took last time.

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But you have to boil the water!

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Not me. That's the Under-Chef in Charge of Super Heated Wet Things. I start my time clock AFTER the water's boiled.

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Not me.  That's the Under-Chef in Charge of Super Heated Wet Things.  I start my time clock AFTER the water's boiled.

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That's not what your time sheet says.

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But, how does that play into the conspiracy theories?

 

Let's recap the fun:

 

1) Cheney was drunk off his ass.

2) Cheney is trying to hide the fact that there even was a hunting accident.

3) This was actually an assassination attempt.

4) Cheney did not immediately call the WH press corps together and hold a press conference to discuss the matter, therefore it is a conspiracy.

Did I miss anything?  :doh:

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Don't forget, Dick was also driving *and* not wearing a seatbelt while he was blitzed.

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That's why I'm in charge. You don't think I watch? You still have a job, though - don't you?

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I'm not so sure. Shouldn't you be answering that question. Just remember, I have knives. :doh:

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I'm not so sure.  Shouldn't you be answering that question.  Just remember, I have knives.    :doh:

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I have targeting coordinates. And flexible deterent options.

 

Scissors cut paper.

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I have targeting coordinates. And flexible deterent options.

 

Scissors cut paper.

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I now see where your Avatar fits in, Snidely. Got any blonds tied to railroad tracks?

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Speaking of which, I need a favor...

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There was a rumor, thought, that he was drunk when he mixed cotton with silk. I wish he'd been on CNN...they would have asked the tough questions and gotten to the bottom of that, unlike those sychophants at Fox.

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