SDS Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I was watching the men's short form figure skating tonight and my friggin' gaydar shorted out. Anyone know where I pick up a new one before the long form begins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I was watching the men's short form figure skating tonight and my friggin' gaydar shorted out. Anyone know where I pick up a new one before the long form begins? 603558[/snapback] Did you look under the couch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilsAlum Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I was watching the men's short form figure skating tonight and my friggin' gaydar shorted out. Anyone know where I pick up a new one before the long form begins? 603558[/snapback] All spare gaydar parts can be found in the closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I was watching the men's short form figure skating tonight ... 603558[/snapback] Well, I see your first problem right there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I think you can get Brian Boitano's number from Darin. He might know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 you cowboy, you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I think it's a requiremnt that the men be in 'short form' so their outfits dont bulge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 *shudder* I didn't think it was possible for anyone to be more....effeminate than Boitano. Then I saw that kid discuss himself last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 The current administration became worried about your religous values and the sanctity of marriage when they received a report that you were watching male figure skating. They sent Dead-Eye Dick Cheney over to pepper your gaydar with bird shot, thus causing the malfunction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 They sent Dead-Eye Dick Cheney Our VP hunts with a girl gun, from the safety of his car, and shoots his friend, but doesn't kill him. The first Gulf war suddenly makes sense to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 mine is going off right now..you "guys" watch figure skating.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 mine is going off right now..you "guys" watch figure skating.... 603685[/snapback] I tried to reach Dick Enberg to ask him to cancel that portion of the coverage last night, but he was too busy to take my call... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 you cowboy, you 603662[/snapback] [AP] Country music outlaw Willie Nelson sang "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys" and "My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys" more than 25 years ago. He released a very different sort of cowboy anthem this Valentine's Day. "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)" may be the first gay cowboy song by a major recording artist. But it was written long before this year's Oscar-nominated "Brokeback Mountain" made gay cowboys a hot topic. Available exclusively through iTunes, the song features choppy Tex-Mex style guitar runs and Nelson's deadpan delivery of lines like, "What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?" and "Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out." The song, which debuted Tuesday on Howard Stern's satellite radio show, was written by Texas-born singer-songwriter Ned Sublette in 1981. Sublette said he wrote it during the "Urban Cowboy" craze and always imagined Nelson singing it. Someone passed a copy of the song to Nelson back in the late 1980s and, according to Nelson's record label, Lost Highway, he recorded it last year at his Pedernales studio in Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I tried to reach Dick Enberg to ask him to cancel that portion of the coverage last night, but he was too busy to take my call... 603689[/snapback] i forgot TV's come with one channel these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Here's a replacement system you can use until you get yours back up and running. Not portable, but a good second option. linky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 mine is going off right now..you "guys" watch figure skating.... 603685[/snapback] I wouldnt mind figure skating if the girls were commando. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 They sent Dead-Eye Dick Cheney Our VP hunts with a girl gun, from the safety of his car, and shoots his friend, but doesn't kill him. The first Gulf war suddenly makes sense to me. 603684[/snapback] Don't know much about girlie girl quail hunting (talk about gay!) but as an ex cop I'll be willing to bet the reason they didn't let the deputy sheriff talk with him on Saturday night was an effort to sober the guy up. Guess he learned a little something from Chappaquiddick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I was watching the men's short form figure skating tonight and my friggin' gaydar shorted out. Anyone know where I pick up a new one before the long form begins? 603558[/snapback] Maybe it's not broken. Try looking at this: Gaydar reset site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Try looking at this picture. If you sit and stare at it, your gaydar is still broken. Then try this photo and follow it up with this photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Here's a replacement system you can use until you get yours back up and running. Not portable, but a good second option. linky 603703[/snapback] Scored 16 out of 20, which is better than 87%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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