VABills Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 That white guy from the Jeffersons died. 603376[/snapback] Did Cheney shoot him too?
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 You mean like the deputy who waited until after his blowjob to arrest the prostitute? http://www.fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/200...02142006/167780 603373[/snapback] But he had to, because he couldn't arrest her until she did something illegal!
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 Oh, like the Bush administration allowing the United Arab Emirites-based company control six american ports, or that Scooter says Dick told him to leak pre-war intellegence to the press to bolster support for the war, or The American Bar Association denouncing Bush's warrentless domestic taps program, or Fitzgerald possibly investigating Cheney in the CIA leak probe, or the 7 billion dollar givaway to Big Oil even though last year they recorded huge profits, so huge in fact that Bush had to defend them to a public that was told that Katrina hurt them only a few months ago while that same skeptical public is trying to heat their homes with heating oil at a five-year high. You mean stuff like that? 603370[/snapback] Bull. None of that actually happened. If it did, I would have heard about it on the news...
UConn James Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 Depends on if you tie them to a tree first. Then it might be manslaughter. 603363[/snapback] Depends even then. After my uncle got divorced the third time, he told us that if he ever went to get married again, to take him out in the middle of the woods with some rope and a shotgun. He went in for the fourth about five years later, and we showed up at his door (this is several states away) with said materials. He laughed his ass off. And, to note, he just divorced the fourth after ~15 years.
X. Benedict Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 Did Cheney shoot him too? 603377[/snapback] No. But he was responsible for leaking this story to the NYTimes.
X. Benedict Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 But he had to, because he couldn't arrest her until she did something illegal! 603381[/snapback] "Smith said the decision was made to allow the detective, who is single and who volunteered, to go through with the act so they could file the felony sodomy charge instead of just a misdemeanor prostitution offense." Talking about taking one for the team, or should we say taking one for the commonwealth.
VABills Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 But he had to, because he couldn't arrest her until she did something illegal! 603381[/snapback] No he wanted the felony arrest. Of course since h also enganged does he have to arrest himself? Your tax dollars at work. They actually used tax money $350 for a blow job. Hell in Okinawa in the 80's it was $5-$20 depending on what she looked like. Inflation sucks. (pun intended).
SilverNRed Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 I think my logic is just fine.Imagine that. The press wanting to report on a rediculous little hunting accident that involves the vice president of the United States. I can see why you are so outraged at this witch hunt by the grandstanding liberal media. The absolute gall they have, for wanting to get a straight answer out of the White House press Secretary on a story involving the VP shooting someone in the face. I can't believe why they would question why the story was broken by a small paper in Corpus Christi, and not in some kind of statement from the White House almost 18 hours after the fact. It's not like they don't have such a great working relationship with this administration already. 603327[/snapback] And yet you proved my point a couple posts later by mentioning several stories you feel are more important than the hunting accident. Well done. Now imagine spending a couple hundred million dollars investigating a blow job. Good thing I've never spent a couple hundred million dollars investigating a blowjob. I'll let you know if I ever decide to do so.
VABills Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 EDIT:Now imagine spending a couple hundred million dollars investigating a blow job. 603327[/snapback] The one was at least $350. But that is just the tip.
SilverNRed Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 I, for one, don't have any problem with that. Dominating the news with it is another matter. I don't think it's politically motivated, but more of a farce that American press has become - which is why I don't view much anymore. 603340[/snapback] It's nice that someone gets it.
X. Benedict Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 It's nice that someone gets it. 603400[/snapback] So while the VP is on a killing spree, what should we be paying attention to?
VABills Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 So while the VP is on a killing spree, what should we be paying attention to? 603409[/snapback] Blow jobs in Virginia dummy.
X. Benedict Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 Blow jobs in Virginia dummy. 603410[/snapback] I am a little reluctant to ask, but did you notice any vice squad positions available, or at least posted?
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 So while the VP is on a killing spree, what should we be paying attention to? 603409[/snapback] I've had it with that crap. Whittington is NOT DEAD! This isn't so much directed at you, as much as the !@#$ing idiots who keep telling me "Cheney should be charged with manslaughter!" How the !@#$ do you charge someone with manslaughter when they haven't killed anyone?
VABills Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 I've had it with that crap. Whittington is NOT DEAD! This isn't so much directed at you, as much as the !@#$ing idiots who keep telling me "Cheney should be charged with manslaughter!" How the !@#$ do you charge someone with manslaughter when they haven't killed anyone? 603421[/snapback] You never saw that Tom Cruise movie where they had the three oracles who foretold murders?
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 You never saw that Tom Cruise movie where they had the three oracles who foretold murders? 603423[/snapback] Minority Report. Pretty good...but it sure wasn't Daddy Day Care calibre...
VABills Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 Minority Report. Pretty good...but it sure wasn't Daddy Day Care calibre... 603428[/snapback] Where is that stupid JSP smilie again?
pdh1 Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 Did Cheney shoot him too? 603377[/snapback] No, he was last seen alive in car with Ted Kennedy out clubing.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 Where is that stupid JSP smilie again? 603432[/snapback] Screw that. I want a Dick Cheney smiley. A smiley with a shotgun that accidentally shoots other smileys...
EC-Bills Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 It's nice that someone gets it. 603400[/snapback] How do we know he's gettin' any?
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