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Barren or not, I'd really like to make that snapper a part of my life.  :lol:

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What happened to your loyalty to Mandy?

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What happened to your loyalty to Mandy?

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What happened to her loyalty to ME?

 

1. At some point, after Mandy and I are married and have kids, we'll probably have to cut back on the crazy, red-hot porno sex. She'll have to kiss the kids with that mouth. That is right around when I'll have to find someone else to live out all my most depraved fantasies with.

 

2. Why not just get started now?

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What happened to her loyalty to ME?

 

1.  At some point, after Mandy and I are married and have kids, we'll probably have to cut back on the crazy, red-hot porno sex.  She'll have to kiss the kids with that mouth.  That is right around when I'll have to find someone else to live out all my most depraved fantasies with.

 

2.  Why not just get started now?

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Why would she be loyal to you if you are openly fantasizing about banging Reese? BTW, did you see Mandy on last night's episode of Scrubs? Guest starring with her fiancee Zach.

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Why would she be loyal to you if you are openly fantasizing about banging Reese? BTW, did you see Mandy on last night's episode of Scrubs? Guest starring with her fiancee Zach.

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That's still a rumor. And, anyways, there's probably a pretty good chance Zachy is going to have an "accident" pretty soon, so it's all good.

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:lol:  :lol:

 

Leave it to the Brits to come up with a headline like that:

 

"Witherspoon snapper feared dead"

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:lol::lol:

 

She be so fine..... :lol:

 

 

But as to the actual story..... "feared dead"??? Who on earth would fear the death of a celeb photographer?? Do human beings get more useless??

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:lol:  :lol:

 

She be so fine.....  :lol:

But as to the actual story..... "feared dead"???  Who on earth would fear the death of a celeb photographer??  Do human beings get more useless??

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Ashlee Simpson comes to mind, at least her sister is fun to look at.

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:(  :lol:

 

She be so fine.....  :angry:

Who on earth would fear the death of a celeb photographer??

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Just as long as they stay dead

 

Zombies, man they freak me out

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Just as long as they stay dead

 

Zombies, man they freak me out

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Oh you're not fooling anyone. We all know you would still do one.

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