merlin Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 A co-worker just asked me if I expected the Bills defense to "slant heavily to the right side" next year ... HUH??? "I heard they hired Jerry Falwell as their new defensive coordinator" .....
Buford T. Justice Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Can I get a ruling from the retarded dog?
bobblehead Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Perry Fewell. Jerry Falwell. Perry Fewell. Jerry Falwell. .... No, not feeling it. I would hate to flame this, so I will defer to the retarded dog myself.
drnykterstein Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Perry Falwell - leader of the Perry Bible Fellowship?
Beerball Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Can I get a ruling from the retarded dog? 597700[/snapback] Don't kneed no retard dog for this. Any jacka$$ can take this one. I say it's not funny.
Kelly the Dog Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Can I get a ruling from the retarded dog? 597700[/snapback] The retarded dog is out chasing cars so I will fill in. That was not funny and you never are. Ever.
GG Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 The retarded dog is out chasing cars so I will fill in. That was not funny and you never are. Ever. 597878[/snapback] Well, there was that one time when he was chasing the Bandit, and he tried to get out of his car, but he was too fat, and then his car fell apart, because he was too fat, and he started stammering about barbecuing something (I couldn't get it because that was before the day you could say "ass" on TV), well, I think it was "ass," or at least something that rhymed with "ass." Yeah, that was funny.
Kelly the Dog Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Well, there was that one time when he was chasing the Bandit, and he tried to get out of his car, but he was too fat, and then his car fell apart, because he was too fat, and he started stammering about barbecuing something (I couldn't get it because that was before the day you could say "ass" on TV), well, I think it was "ass," or at least something that rhymed with "ass." Yeah, that was funny. 597884[/snapback] That's the thing about naming yourself "Buford T. Justice". Everyone just assumes you're a stupid fat ass, so you can prove it over and over. It's not ironic to name yourself Buford. Bufords are never funny, Bufords are only laughed at. The lardtard is buckin' for King of the Aristocrats!
crazyDingo Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Can I get a ruling from the retarded dog? 597700[/snapback] whew. thought you meant me....
Buford T. Justice Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 That's the thing about naming yourself "Buford T. Justice". Everyone just assumes you're a stupid fat ass, so you can prove it over and over. It's not ironic to name yourself Buford. Bufords are never funny, Bufords are only laughed at. The lardtard is buckin' for King of the Aristocrats! 597889[/snapback] Lame effort Kelly. You took the obvious angle. I expect better from you.
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