\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 From Today's New York Post: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/59802.htm Punching in the Death Calculator Start with 79 (today's average life expectancy) 1. Gender? Female = plus 1. Male = minus 2. 2. Do you have an annual physical exam? Yes = plus 3. No = minus 3. 3. Grandparent lived to 85-plus? Add 2 for each long-lived grandparent. 4. Do you volunteer on a weekly basis? Yes = plus 2. No = minus 1. 5. Do you live alone? Yes, minus 3. No, 0 points. 6. Are you able to laugh at, and learn from, your mistakes. Yes = plus 1. No = minus 3. 7. Do you have a confidant who listens to your problems? Yes = plus 1. No = minus 2. 8. Do you play puzzles and games? Yes = plus 4. No = 0. 9. Daily aerobic exercise: swimming, jogging, biking? Yes = plus 3. No = 0. 10. Eat balanced diet of fresh fruit, vegetables, whole grains? Yes = plus 2. No = minus 3. 11. Do you smoke a pack of cigarettes daily? Yes = minus 4. No = 0. 12. Live with, work with or have friends who smoke? Yes = minus 1. No = 0. 13. Do you "yo-yo" on and off diet fads? Yes = minus 5. No = 0 points. 14. Own an interactive pet (dog, cat)? Yes = plus 2. Passive pet (goldfish) = plus 1. 15. Left-handed Yes= minus 1. Right-handed = 0. 16. For every inch of your height that exceeds 5'8", minus six months. 17. Are you a religious person, and do you practice your faith? Yes = plus 2. No = 0. 18. Two or more daughters? Yes = plus 3. No = 0. (Daughters are elder caregivers). 19. Use stress management (meditation, quiet time, spa)? Yes = plus 4. No = minus 3. 20. Walk to work? Yes = plus 2. Ride to work? Yes = plus 1. Drive to work? Yes = minus 3. 21. Cosmetic surgery? Minus 5 for each decade you have a procedure. Minus 1 for each additional procedure per decade. 22. Do you fear the uncertainties of growing old? Yes = minus 2. No fear = plus 1. 23. Substance abuse? Yes = minus 6. Shared use of substances = minus 3. 24. Sexual promiscuity (multiple partners, STD risks)? Yes = minus 6. No = 0. 25. Engaged in long-term, relationship of trust and mutual respect? Yes = plus 5. No = 0. 26. All friends same age as you? Yes = minus 2. No = plus 1. 27. Written specific life goals and completion timeframes? Yes = plus 1. No = 0. 28. Family history of cardiovascular or cancer prior to age 50? Minus 2 per occurence. 29. Family history of obesity, diabetes, chronic depression? Minus 2 per each occurence. Your life expectancy is:
OnTheRocks Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 based on these calculations i should have died 4 days ago.
Fezmid Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 http://www.cyber-junkie.com/fun/death/ I'll die in 2044 (69 years old) according to the calculator. Less math involved in my post too CW
Ramius Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 How exactly does having 2 or more daughters ADD years to your life. I'd expect that it would take decades off the fathers life.
KD in CA Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 http://www.cyber-junkie.com/fun/death/ I'll die in 2044 (69 years old) according to the calculator. Less math involved in my post too CW 597291[/snapback] I like that one too, since it gives you an extra 5 years for having sex at least once a week!
Kent14 Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 http://www.cyber-junkie.com/fun/death/ I'll die in 2044 (69 years old) according to the calculator. Less math involved in my post too CW 597291[/snapback] They both give the same year/age for me. The Bills have until the year 2062 to win the Super Bowl, although I hope it's much sooner than that.
beerme1 Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 From Today's New York Post: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/59802.htm Your life expectancy is: 597208[/snapback] 55 Screw it! If thats all I got I am damn sure going to live it up while I am here. I'll probably die like that guy a year or so ago who kicked it while watching football on his hi def set with a beer in his hand. Sounds like ithat could be me! I got 15 and a half years left, Yay!! The other one gives me an extra 12 years though so maybe I can recover.
30dive Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 2045 which will make me 81 I could live with that
stuckincincy Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 based on these calculations i should have died 4 days ago. 597250[/snapback] Did you get the sympathy card that I mailed ?
buckeyemike Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 88, but the Death Calculator said 76. Mike
Dan Gross Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 90 Damn, need to put more $$ in the 401k. 597532[/snapback] Or take up smoking a pack a day.
Chef Jim Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Or take up smoking a pack a day. 597537[/snapback] Carton of Marlboro's it is! Hell while I'm at it bottle of Jack and some lines. Where's Mock?
dib Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 I came up with 97, but that's only if the other drivers on I-595 cooperate.
Dan Gross Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 I came up with 97, but that's only if the other drivers on I-595 cooperate. 597556[/snapback] Hey, if most of them made it to 97, why not you? What I like is the fact that grandparents dying due to accident lower your own life expectancy....
ASCI Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 I like that one too, since it gives you an extra 5 years for having sex at least once a week! 597361[/snapback] Does having sex with yourself count?
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