Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 7:17pm 1) Careerbuilder.com. I work with these primates, I swear to God. 2) Escalade. Fashion models. I wonder if this beast comes with those f***ed up eyelashes on it's headlights as an option to go with those spinning rims. And, jeez, women: go to McDonalds and order some stuff from the value menu you bony critters. 595187[/snapback] The Escalade commercial made me want to buy a Toyota... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 7:20pm 1) Smells like a movie. Mission Improbable 3: the quest to come out of the closet (SP reference) 2) Looks like some non-profit org blowing $2.5M that could be used for it's intended purpose. Or did ABC donate it? I mean, what the heck was that, I thought outcome-based education and team sports that don't record scores were suppose to take care of all these kid's lack of self-esteem? Or maybe it's just that teens are always gonna be whiny, angsty nauseating adolescents no matter what you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 7:26pm: How come that's a fumble when it happens to Don Beebe but not Randle-El. 1) Tim Allen is alive? Berman, you shill. 2) A Hybrid SUV. Oxymoron. Is that like a jumbo shrimp? 3) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMACK my b!tch up. Mich Light Amber. I may never drink that beer but that commercial pwned, and is currently the leader in the clubhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 1) Tim Allen is alive? Berman, you shill. But his career apparently is not. Does Disney own his soul or something? He's no threat to ever win an Oscar, but he should be getting better roles than "Shaggy dog". 2) A Hybrid SUV. Oxymoron. Is that like a jumbo shrimp? And it started out so well. Kermit doing extreme sports had so much promise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 7:35pm 1) It's the Godaddy skank. I wouldn't dip her with your junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 7:37pm 1) Oh my God, I was gonna make a joke about, "what is this, the Poseidon Adventure"? 2) Dune? Cylons? No... Gillette Fusion. It's a razor and a supercollider, all in one. It damn well better be for $20. These things are getting as ridiculous as toothbrushes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Gillete fusion - that was it???? Reminded me of that old SNL faux commercial - a razor w/ like 20 blades.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 7:41 pm 1) Ovarystock.com It's always "all about the O" for you chicks, that's why you're such a pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 7:44pm 1) Bring me the head of Walt Disney. And some liquid nitrogen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 7:56pm 1) Sprintphone. HAH, crime deterrent. I'll take my ads extra-violent tonight, please. 2) We can't even avoid Tedy Bruschi (we're not worthy) on this NFL dingdong promo spot. 3) Yet another spot for Desparate Promiscuous Housewives That Will Still Get The House, The Kids, And Half Your Stuff When You Rightly Kick Them To The Curb. Only on ABC. 4) More weird animation from United Airlines, looks almost like Gankutsuou, if any of you have ever seen it. (HAH!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 8:04pm The Greatest Rock N' Roll Band Of All Time, The Rolling Stones???? Uhhhhhh I will say: Charlie Watts has the greatest gig in the world. All the cash, all the chicks, and all you need to do is count to four and smirk. And a whole slew of ABC self-promotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 ok, i know lost is popular here, but that was pretty low changing the words of a dead guy's song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 8:04pm The Greatest Rock N' Roll Band Of All Time, The Rolling Stones???? Uhhhhhh 595257[/snapback] 41 years. 41 years. Just their longevity gives them a credible claim to "Greatest Rock 'N' Roll Bad Of All Time". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 41 years. 41 years. Just their longevity gives them a credible claim to "Greatest Rock 'N' Roll Bad Of All Time". 595268[/snapback] Yeah, well, there's something called "holding on for too long". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Yeah, well, there's something called "holding on for too long". 595271[/snapback] And amazingly, they haven't hit that point yet. Not musically, at least. I think Kieth Richards has been clinically dead for years, but no one's noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I'm just not seeing what they've done in the last 20 besides weak-to-mediocre albums, endless repackaging and remasters, and wicked overpriced stadium tours. It's damn good business, but I don't know if I'd call it greatness. I'll take the Beatles, thanks. In a football analogy, it's kind of like arguing Jim Brown versus Emmitt Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 there's a reason why they're "the greatest rock and roll band of all time". that reason is that they ARE the greatest rock and roll band of all time. they look old, mick sounds like crap, but come on man... they're the friggin rolling stones. i'd give my left nut to be in that tongue cutout right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 there's a reason why they're "the greatest rock and roll band of all time". that reason is that they ARE the greatest rock and roll band of all time. they look old, mick sounds like crap, but come on man... they're the friggin rolling stones. i'd give my left nut to be in that tongue cutout right now. 595295[/snapback] Rock and roll, like football, is for the young...NOT senior citizens. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Rock and roll, like football, is for the young...NOT senior citizens. Sorry. 595302[/snapback] ok, then enjoy your creed album! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 there's a reason why they're "the greatest rock and roll band of all time". 595295[/snapback] Because they've been billing themselves as such for 41 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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