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You know the problem with this holiday? It's based on romance, and true romance is not planned. You can't set a date on which you are expected to be romantic.

 

Oh, people try to plan it, but true romance is spontaneous. Once you know it's coming, you just have to be desperate for attention to enjoy it.

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You know the problem with this holiday? It's based on romance, and true romance is not planned. You can't set a date on which you are expected to be romantic.

 

Oh, people try to plan it, but true romance is spontaneous. Once you know it's coming, you just have to be desperate for attention to enjoy it.

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Kind of like your avatar right? I took one look and immediately knew I wanted to bang the crap out of her. That's romantic isn't it?

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I think Valentine's Day is placed on Feb 14th for a reason:  merchants and retailers.

 

Dead after Christmas and New Years, retailers and merchants need a holiday to spark up revenues.

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You don't say! I don't think anyone's ever considered that before. :(

 

Are you also suggesting that you didn't send out your 'Happy Martin Luther King Day' cards this year???

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I think Valentine's Day is placed on Feb 14th for a reason:  merchants and retailers.

 

Dead after Christmas and New Years, retailers and merchants need a holiday to spark up revenues.

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Bingo. More puppetry from marketers and advertisers pushing Americans compulsive frivolous overspending and need for consumerism. If you don't know how I feel about advertisers and marketers read my blog

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Love Stinks

by The J. Geils Band

 

You love her

But she loves him

And he loves somebody else

You just can't win

And so it goes

Till the day you die

This thing they call love

It's gonna make you cry

I've had the blues

The reds and the pinks

One thing for sure

 

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

 

Two by two and side by side

Love's gonna find you yes it is

You just can't hide

You'll hear it call

Your heart will fall

Then love will fly

It's gonna soar

I don't care for any casanova thing

All I can say is

Love stinks

 

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

 

I've been through diamonds

I've been through minks

I've been through it all

Love stinks

 

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

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Love Hurts.........

 

Love hurts, love scars,

Love wounds, and marks,

Any heart, not tough,

Or strong, enough

To take a lot of pain,

Take a lot of pain

Love is like a cloud

Holds a lot of rain

Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts

 

I’m young, I know,

But even so

I know a thing, or two

I learned, from you

I really learned a lot,

Really learned a lot

Love is like a flame

It burns you when it’s hot

Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts

 

Some fools think of happiness

Blissfulness, togetherness

Some fools fool themselves I guess

They’re not foolin’ me

 

I know it isn’t true,

I know it isn’t true

Love is just a lie,

Made to make you blue

Love hurts, ooh,ooh love hurts

Ooh,ooh love hurts

 

[guitar solo]

 

I know it isn’t true,

I know it isn’t true

Love is just a lie,

Made to make you blue

Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts

Ooh ooh love hurts

Ooh ooh...

 

 

Love Stinks

by The J. Geils Band

 

You love her

But she loves him

And he loves somebody else

You just can't win

And so it goes

Till the day you die

This thing they call love

It's gonna make you cry

I've had the blues

The reds and the pinks

One thing for sure

 

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

 

Two by two and side by side

Love's gonna find you yes it is

You just can't hide

You'll hear it call

Your heart will fall

Then love will fly

It's gonna soar

I don't care for any casanova thing

All I can say is

Love stinks

 

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

 

I've been through diamonds

I've been through minks

I've been through it all

Love stinks

 

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

(Love stinks)

Love stinks yeah yeah

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