Webster Guy Posted February 2, 2006 Posted February 2, 2006 Tom wants to get his penis enlarged. He goes to a doctor who says there is nothing he can do, but he has heard of a procedure that a doctor from India had performed and to go see him. Tom goes and sees the Indian doctor. The doctor says "Ah yes, we have a very experimental procedure. I will sew the trunk of a baby elephant on you in place of your penis. It is two and a half feet long." Tom thinks about it and decides to do it. His confidence was boosted and within a week he had a new girlfriend. His girlfriend invited him over to meet his parents. They all sat down at the table and things were going well. All of a sudden, right up the middle, the elephant trunk pops up in full view of everyone, looks around, grabs a potato, and ducks back into Tom's pants. Everyone is speechless. No one believed what they just saw. The mother says "Oh my God, Tom, do you think you could do that again?" Tom replied (with a grimace on his face), "Well, I THINK I could, but I don't think my ass could take another potato!"
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