erynthered Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 A man entered a bar and ordered a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot served him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied "150", and the robot proceeded to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, bio mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities. The customer was very impressed and thought, "This is really cool." He decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot served him the perfectly prepared drink and asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "about a 100." Immediately the robot started talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts. Really impressed, the man left the bar and decided to give the robot one more test. He headed out and returned, the robot served him and asked, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot said...really slowly, "So............... ya gonna vote for Hillary in 2008?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 A man entered a bar and ordered a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot served him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied "150", and the robot proceeded to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, bio mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities. The customer was very impressed and thought, "This is really cool." He decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot served him the perfectly prepared drink and asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "about a 100." Immediately the robot started talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts. Really impressed, the man left the bar and decided to give the robot one more test. He headed out and returned, the robot served him and asked, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot said...really slowly, "So............... ya gonna vote for Hillary in 2008?" 589394[/snapback] Not the worst joke I ever heard. You are definitely improving. Of course, what if, *gasp* the other candidate is even worse than Hillary? I know, even I have a difficult time imagining that scenario but it is possible. What would the robot do then? Start whistling the theme song from MASH then hand me a bottle of JD and a revolver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Not the worst joke I ever heard. You are definitely improving. Of course, what if, *gasp* the other candidate is even worse than Hillary? I know, even I have a difficult time imagining that scenario but it is possible. What would the robot do then? Start whistling the theme song from MASH then hand me a bottle of JD and a revolver? 589403[/snapback] What??? It's a friggen joke, why are you over thinking it? It's funny, and you could insert anyones name there. Lighten up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 What??? It's a friggen joke, why are you over thinking it? It's funny, and you could insert anyones name there. Lighten up. 589460[/snapback] Lighten up yourself. Listening to "Suicide is Painless" while downing a bottle of JD and holding a revolver was meant to be a humorous reaction to a Presidential election where the candidates are Hillary and some unknown candidate who is even worse. Did you think that was serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Of course, what if, *gasp* the other candidate is even worse than Hillary? 589403[/snapback] Like John Kerry. You were talking about the Primaries weren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I heard the joke told this way: the man replied, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot said...really slowly, "Bonjour" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I heard the joke told this way: the man replied, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot said...really slowly, "Bonjour" 589585[/snapback] I'd always heard the punchline as "So, did you get your buck yet?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Like John Kerry. You were talking about the Primaries weren't you? 589578[/snapback] Like I said, hard to imagine but certainly possible. Tom Delay maybe? Bill Frist? Imagine that, Hillary vs. Delay. Yeeeeccch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 My God, Mickey....got get a drink...get laid, go for a walk.......something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 My God, Mickey....got get a drink...get laid, go for a walk.......something! 589627[/snapback] Is Eryn the only one allowed to joke about a Hillary candidacy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Is Eryn the only one allowed to joke about a Hillary candidacy? 589671[/snapback] Is Eryn the only one who thought your original response was funny. ( That was my best Bob Dole impersonation ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Is Eryn the only one who thought your original response was funny. ( That was my best Bob Dole impersonation ) 589686[/snapback] Tone is so hard to communicate across the net. Dole is so dry, how do you infuse type with dryness? I have received several PM's assuring me that my version was funnier than yours. No, really, I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 And the robot said...really slowly, "So............... ya gonna vote for Hillary in 2008?" 589394[/snapback] heard the same joke 2 years ago with Bush as the punchline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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