In space no one can hear Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 THE CHEEKTOWAGA EYE EXAM This kid from Cheektowaga turns 16 and goes to the NY State Department of Motor Vehicles apply for a permit. He is told he has to take an eye test. The examiner show's him a card with the letters: C Z J W I X N O S T A C Z "Can you read this?" the examiner asks. "Read it?" the young man replies, "He's my uncle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 THE CHEEKTOWAGA EYE EXAM This kid from Cheektowaga turns 16 and goes to the NY State Department of Motor Vehicles apply for a permit. He is told he has to take an eye test. The examiner show's him a card with the letters: C Z J W I X N O S T A C Z "Can you read this?" the examiner asks. "Read it?" the young man replies, "He's my uncle." 586992[/snapback] Why didn't they build the stadium in Cheektowaga? Every seat would be behind a pole! What's the elevator in the Cheektowaga Town hall called? A ski lift! For a while in the 90's EVERY elected official in Cheektowaga was Polish (councilman Tom Johnson is half Polish). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankeedawg Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Those are really good. I'm originally from Depew so I know first hand the eye exam is probably a true story!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Those are really good. I'm originally from Depew so I know first hand the eye exam is probably a true story!!! 587108[/snapback] I grew up in SOUTH Cheektowaga... Went to West Seneca schools... Got a hillbilly drawl to prove it! My "TH" development in phonics was quite stunted. 1, 2, TREE... Dem dare people are crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 The two best accents I can do are Canadian and the east side old Polish lady one. "We go down on dat NFT bus to da Broadway Market, then we go play bingo at da VFW post where da houses are side by each." "Go pick me up some records at Ruda's". If anyone complains-I'm 100% Polish. My maternal grandfather came over from the old country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 "We go down on dat NFT bus to da Broadway Market, then we go play bingo at da VFW post where da houses are side by each." "Go pick me up some records at Ruda's". 587151[/snapback] Broad-vay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Broad-vay. 587203[/snapback] ..is dark tonight. A little bit weaker than it used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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