IDBillzFan Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 My father has been ill for some time, suffering from mental lapses that aren't so much Alzheimers, but rather a version of it that recently had high hopes of eradication due to a radical genetic ablation of inducible nitric oxide synthase. It worked for a while, but he's over 80 years old, and now, suddenly he is back to being forgetful, and in many cases is convinced he is Harry Chapin. He checked himself out of Thousand Oaks Medical Center and the last person to see him said he was driving a checkered yellow taxi headed for Hollywood yelling "Keep the change! Keep the change!" If you could squeeze him in, I'd appreciate it. (Oh, please. Do not take life so seriously.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 LA, I will certinately keep you father in my prayers. Wishing you and your family all the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 LA, I will certinately keep you father in my prayers. Wishing you and your family all the best. 586005[/snapback] Likewise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 How's about you? Look under the couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Morse code to the Big Bills Fan in the Sky for your pops, LA. God bless, peace out, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buford T. Justice Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 of inducible nitric oxide synthase. 586002[/snapback] I heard that stuff gives you a raging hard on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 My father has been ill for some time, suffering from mental lapses that aren't so much Alzheimers, but rather a version of it that recently had high hopes of eradication due to a radical genetic ablation of inducible nitric oxide synthase. It worked for a while, but he's over 80 years old, and now, suddenly he is back to being forgetful, and in many cases is convinced he is Harry Chapin. He checked himself out of Thousand Oaks Medical Center and the last person to see him said he was driving a checkered yellow taxi headed for Hollywood yelling "Keep the change! Keep the change!" If you could squeeze him in, I'd appreciate it. (Oh, please. Do not take life so seriously.) 586002[/snapback] Your dad is Ralph Wilson? No prayers from me Mock....go fug yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 My father has been ill for some time, suffering from mental lapses that aren't so much Alzheimers, but rather a version of it that recently had high hopes of eradication due to a radical genetic ablation of inducible nitric oxide synthase. It worked for a while, but he's over 80 years old, and now, suddenly he is back to being forgetful, and in many cases is convinced he is Harry Chapin. He checked himself out of Thousand Oaks Medical Center and the last person to see him said he was driving a checkered yellow taxi headed for Hollywood yelling "Keep the change! Keep the change!" If you could squeeze him in, I'd appreciate it. (Oh, please. Do not take life so seriously.) 586002[/snapback] I was his last fare. Bastard drove me all over town...ran up the meter to over $40 (shouldda been a $20 fare...tops). I gave him a c-note and he took off (I almost fell onto the street) like a bat-out-of-hell laughing like a hyena. I'll keep him in my thoughts alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Your dad is in my thougths and prayers. And forget those who think they're funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Who's being funny? Seriously LA look under your couch. But hey I hear there is another person missing in the LA area, maybe they hooked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diver Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 God Bless. I will pray for healing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buford T. Justice Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Your dad is in my thougths and prayers. And forget those who think they're funny. 586073[/snapback] I'd like to get a ruling from Kelly first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 My father has been ill for some time, suffering from mental lapses that aren't so much Alzheimers, but rather a version of it that recently had high hopes of eradication due to a radical genetic ablation of inducible nitric oxide synthase. It worked for a while, but he's over 80 years old, and now, suddenly he is back to being forgetful, and in many cases is convinced he is Harry Chapin. He checked himself out of Thousand Oaks Medical Center and the last person to see him said he was driving a checkered yellow taxi headed for Hollywood yelling "Keep the change! Keep the change!" If you could squeeze him in, I'd appreciate it. (Oh, please. Do not take life so seriously.) 586002[/snapback] Have you hit the all-you-can-eat country buffets? Old people are always haunting those places, especially in the mid-to-late afternoon. I'd check there first, before they start dragging the lake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Have you hit the all-you-can-eat country buffets? Old people are always haunting those places, especially in the mid-to-late afternoon. I'd check there first, before they start dragging the lake. 586101[/snapback] There's lakes in LA? I know the tarpits are there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 There's lakes in LA? I know the tarpits are there? 586104[/snapback] Lake, tarpit, whatever. Doesn't make much of a difference if you forgot how to swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Lake, tarpit, whatever. Doesn't make much of a difference if you forgot how to swim. 586114[/snapback] Correct! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 My father has been ill for some time, suffering from mental lapses that aren't so much Alzheimers, but rather a version of it that recently had high hopes of eradication due to a radical genetic ablation of inducible nitric oxide synthase. It worked for a while, but he's over 80 years old, and now, suddenly he is back to being forgetful, and in many cases is convinced he is Harry Chapin. He checked himself out of Thousand Oaks Medical Center and the last person to see him said he was driving a checkered yellow taxi headed for Hollywood yelling "Keep the change! Keep the change!" If you could squeeze him in, I'd appreciate it. (Oh, please. Do not take life so seriously.) 586002[/snapback] Your dad is Ernest Borgnine??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 There's lakes in LA? 586104[/snapback] Yes there are, and they score 81pts a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Yes there are, and they score 81pts a game. 586192[/snapback] No those are rapists who get BJ's in two languages, potato head and retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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