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Yes, I only became one about 5 years ago.

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A few months ago I toured the Masonic Temple/lodge in New York City. I found it interesting and intimidating all at the same time.

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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

 

1756-1791

 

Mozart

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Q's and A's, NYT Magazine Crossword puzzle #0122:

 

"Sound of Music" - solve to find the Mystery Person (Mozart).

 

As a toddler visiting a farm, (Mozart) heard a pig squeal and..."identified it as a G Sharp".

 

After a single hearing of a sacred piece in the Sistine Chapel, (Mozart)..."wrote it down from memory".

 

(Mozart) once composed a piano piece, that to be performed correctly, required the use of..."two hands and the nose".

 

(Mozart) would sometimes compose symphonies..."while playing billiards".

 

Scholars believe that "A Musical Joke by (Mozart) was..."a requiem for his pet bird".

 

(Mozart) once wrote a waltz in which the choice of measures played was determined..."by the roll of two dice".

 

Feeling humble? I know I do... :doh:

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You're not one of those jokers that drives the little cars around at parades, are ya?

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They would be Shriners.

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As well am I. Nice to see a brother mason here.

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I wanted to be a freemason, but they wouldn't let me in. So I joined the Raccoon Lodge instead.

 

From the hallowed streets of Greenpernt,

To the shores of Sheepshead Bay,

From the Verrazano Narrows,

To Canarsie across the way...

We have come together, one and all,

In fellowship to commune,

And to glorify the Grand Exalted

Brotherhood of Raccoons.

 

I hope some day to be their Grand High Exhalted Mystic Ruler.

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I hope some day to be their Grand High Exhalted Mystic Ruler.

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It is always nice to have goals in life. Dare to dream, Mock...Dare to dream...

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It is always nice to have goals in life. Dare to dream, Mock...Dare to dream...

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I think he fugged up his chances when he published their fight song. Gonna be some snippy racoons about.

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I wanted to be a freemason, but they wouldn't let me in. So I joined the Raccoon Lodge instead.

 

From the hallowed streets of Greenpernt,

To the shores of Sheepshead Bay,

From the Verrazano Narrows,

To Canarsie across the way...

We have come together, one and all,

In fellowship to commune,

And to glorify the Grand Exalted

Brotherhood of Raccoons.

 

I hope some day to be their Grand High Exhalted Mystic Ruler.

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Hey, that song could be sung to the Marines Hymn. Did you just make that up? :angry:

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Hey, that song could be sung to the Marines Hymn. Did you just make that up?  :angry:

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Where do you think the Marines got it from?

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Hey, that song could be sung to the Marines Hymn. Did you just make that up?  <_<

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It also works with Springsteen's "Rosalita", as do the lyrics of "Gilligan's Island".

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