30dive Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Hmmm . . ." says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left shoulder and screams. She then pushes her elbow with her finger and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise, she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor ponders all this for a few moments and says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?" "Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde." "Just what I thought," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
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