JoeF Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ****************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit, please back in." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." ************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ************************** On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." *******************! ******* At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ************************** On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." ************************** At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." ************************** Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ************************** In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" ************************** At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." ************************** In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." ************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." ************************** At a Propane Filling Station, "Thank heaven for little grills." ************************** And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Mildred, the church gossip, self appointed monitor of the > > > church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's > > > business. Several members did not approve of her extra > > > curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. > > > > > > She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new > > > member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup > > > parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. > > > > > > She emphatically told Henry and several others that everyone > > > seeing it there would know what he was doing. > > > > > > Henry, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and > > > just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or > > > deny. He said nothing. > > > > > > Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front > > > of Mildred's house . . . walked home . . . and left it there > > > all night. > > > > > > You gotta love Henry . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 There's a butcher on Long Island who's trucks bear the slogan: You Can't Beat Our Meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" ************************** 580952[/snapback] You know, I saw that truck the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 There's a butcher on Long Island who's trucks bear the slogan: You Can't Beat Our Meat! 580997[/snapback] I really saw this on the back of a butcher van within the last week. Really. It was quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Recently saw this on a sewage removal truck.... "We are number one in the number two business." I thought it was quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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