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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:

"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

 

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At a Proctologist's door:

"To expedite your visit, please back in."

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On a Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout."

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At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

 

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At a Propane Filling Station,

"Thank heaven for little grills."

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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

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Mildred, the church gossip, self appointed monitor of the

> > > church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's

> > > business. Several members did not approve of her extra

> > > curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

> > >

> > > She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new

> > > member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup

> > > parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

> > >

> > > She emphatically told Henry and several others that everyone

> > > seeing it there would know what he was doing.

> > >

> > > Henry, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and

> > > just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or

> > > deny. He said nothing.

> > >

> > > Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front

> > > of Mildred's house . . . walked home . . . and left it there

> > > all night.

> > >

> > > You gotta love Henry . . .

Posted

There's a butcher on Long Island who's trucks bear the slogan:

 

You Can't Beat Our Meat!

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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:

"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

 

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You know, I saw that truck the other day. :devil:

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There's a butcher on Long Island who's trucks bear the slogan:

 

You Can't Beat Our Meat!

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I really saw this on the back of a butcher van within the last week. Really. It was quite funny.

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Recently saw this on a sewage removal truck....

 

 

"We are number one in the number two business."

 

I thought it was quite funny.

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