JoeF Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ****************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit, please back in." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." ************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ************************** On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." *******************! ******* At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ************************** On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." ************************** At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." ************************** Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ************************** In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" ************************** At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." ************************** In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." ************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." ************************** At a Propane Filling Station, "Thank heaven for little grills." ************************** And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
millbank Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 Mildred, the church gossip, self appointed monitor of the > > > church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's > > > business. Several members did not approve of her extra > > > curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. > > > > > > She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new > > > member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup > > > parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. > > > > > > She emphatically told Henry and several others that everyone > > > seeing it there would know what he was doing. > > > > > > Henry, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and > > > just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or > > > deny. He said nothing. > > > > > > Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front > > > of Mildred's house . . . walked home . . . and left it there > > > all night. > > > > > > You gotta love Henry . . .
The Dean Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 There's a butcher on Long Island who's trucks bear the slogan: You Can't Beat Our Meat!
GoodBye Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" ************************** 580952[/snapback] You know, I saw that truck the other day.
mcjeff215 Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 There's a butcher on Long Island who's trucks bear the slogan: You Can't Beat Our Meat! 580997[/snapback] I really saw this on the back of a butcher van within the last week. Really. It was quite funny.
BB27 Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 Recently saw this on a sewage removal truck.... "We are number one in the number two business." I thought it was quite funny.
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