tennesseeboy Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Watch out..... I am a victim of the latest scam in Buffalo which is happening at the Galleria Mall. Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are parking your car. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look, when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you for a ride to the Eastern Hills Mall. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realist Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Watch out..... I am a victim of the latest scam in Buffalo which is happening at the Galleria Mall. Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are parking your car. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look, when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you for a ride to the Eastern Hills Mall. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful! 575719[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Watch out..... I am a victim of the latest scam in Buffalo which is happening at the Galleria Mall. Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are parking your car. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look, when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you for a ride to the Eastern Hills Mall. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful! 575719[/snapback] Can you describe the backs of their heads so we know what to look out for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Where should I "avoid" parking at the mall lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Watch out..... I am a victim of the latest scam in Buffalo which is happening at the Galleria Mall. Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are parking your car. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look, when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you for a ride to the Eastern Hills Mall. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful! 575719[/snapback] WOW....we need to put an end to this let me know when you are going to the mall again so I can be a witness to your assualt! You may need me to testify! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 The best part is, I never carry a wallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Watch out..... I am a victim of the latest scam in Buffalo which is happening at the Galleria Mall. Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are parking your car. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look, when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you for a ride to the Eastern Hills Mall. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful! 575719[/snapback] This was one of the most lamest attempts at humor I have ever read or heard. Hopefully this waste of space on this board will be deleted by the Mods. I'd write more on this subject but I have to go shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilsAlum Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Must find an excuse to go to mall without wife and children! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnboy1977 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 This was one of the most lamest attempts at humor I have ever read or heard. Hopefully this waste of space on this board will be deleted by the Mods. I'd write more on this subject but I have to go shopping. 576408[/snapback] Yes completely lame, but that is what consititutes homor in Buffalo I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Watch out..... I am a victim of the latest scam in Buffalo which is happening at the Galleria Mall. Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are parking your car. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look, when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you for a ride to the Eastern Hills Mall. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful! 575719[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Yes completely lame, but that is what consititutes homor in Buffalo I guess. 577350[/snapback] ...and sarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Yes completely lame, but that is what consititutes homor in Buffalo I guess. 577350[/snapback] As in "homor-erotic"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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