The Poojer Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 have a drs appt tomorrow with a female dr who will be checking around in the nether regions. Need some help to maintain diverted attention from the goings on in my immediate surroundings.....
KD in CA Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 have a drs appt tomorrow with a female dr who will be checking around in the nether regions. Need some help to maintain diverted attention from the goings on in my immediate surroundings..... 573841[/snapback] Don't hold back. Maybe she'll take it as a compliment and ask you out for a drink.
The Poojer Posted January 19, 2006 Author Posted January 19, 2006 don't know, my never met her, my regular dr. was unavailable though, does it really matter if she's hot if she's playing around down there? is she hot? 573848[/snapback]
Mark VI Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Tell her you just went swimming to stop her laughing.
X. Benedict Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Tell her you just went swimming to stop her laughing. 573852[/snapback] The old shrinkage claim.
KRC Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 have a drs appt tomorrow with a female dr who will be checking around in the nether regions. Need some help to maintain diverted attention from the goings on in my immediate surroundings..... 573841[/snapback] I never had a problem with seeing female doctors. Stop being a wuss.
aussiew Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 That's funny. We girls have had opposite sex doctors for years who touch us everywhere. I always followed Tenny's advice. Just closed my eyes and thought of England. Believe me, you will not "react".
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 have a drs appt tomorrow with a female dr who will be checking around in the nether regions. Need some help to maintain diverted attention from the goings on in my immediate surroundings..... 573841[/snapback] Just keep imagining this.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 That's funny. We girls have had opposite sex doctors for years who touch us everywhere. I always followed Tenny's advice. Just closed my eyes and thought of England. Believe me, you will not "react". 573865[/snapback] It's a little bit easier, though, when the procedure involves stirrups and ice-cold spoons...
eball Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 have a drs appt tomorrow with a female dr who will be checking around in the nether regions. Need some help to maintain diverted attention from the goings on in my immediate surroundings..... 573841[/snapback] I wouldn't be concerned with sporting wood; that's a pretty antiseptic environment. Instead, I'd focus on yard maintenance beforehand. It never hurts to make a good impression.
The Poojer Posted January 19, 2006 Author Posted January 19, 2006 Yard Maintenance , took me a second to get that one, but when I did, it gave me a hearty laugh...good one! I wouldn't be concerned with sporting wood; that's a pretty antiseptic environment. Instead, I'd focus on yard maintenance beforehand. It never hurts to make a good impression. 573874[/snapback]
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Look on the bright side...If she's checking your prostate, her fingers are probably smaller than the male doc.
30dive Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Look on the bright side...If she's checking your prostate, her fingers are probably smaller than the male doc. 573885[/snapback] You just made me rethink the whole idea about having a female doctor. I feel better already.
mead107 Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 when she says bend over you will know that it is her finger that she is using . have a good day .
Draconator Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Just relax. It's not a big deal. I had a really HOT doctor check me "down there" during a physical. (Lime green one-piece dress, could see her wearing a garder belt through the dress, matching colored 4 inch heels). The rubber gloves end any fantasies really quick.
dpbillsfan Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Just keep imagining this. 573866[/snapback] Please don't ever do that again.
NCDAWG Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 I have a group of doctors and you get who you get...sometimes a woman. I find it best to have the mind set of "it's go time". I am butt ass naked when she comes in the room. She got a chuckle out of it the first time and then she got the wierd stuff out of the way right up front...then the rest is easy.
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