LabattBlue Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 This is pretty funny: Why do women have two sets of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time. 573404[/snapback] I can laugh at this, but I'm not qualified to say if is funny or not.
Marv Levy Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Yo, Dawg, why you finna HATE, Playa? Peep out those blamtastic posts by me! Aw Yeah! I'm coolah than the other side ah the pillow! Fo' Shizzle! BOOYA!* * the preceding post has been rated NF (not funny) by the Balenced Dog Society of America. Under 18 not admitted without a comeback. 573135[/snapback] Hey Dingo, I didn't know if you were talking about Stuart Scott or quoting all NBA playas?! So how 'bout some of dat izzle skizzle....
stuckincincy Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 how did that work? 573483[/snapback] The same pole wiring went into six households where I lived. That wasn't a magic number - some went into eight, or ten, or some went into two or four. It was an accesiblilty, house-to-pole thing. Pole voltage was as it is now, 11 or so volts, so efficiency losses were meaningless. When the phone rang, you as one of six or whatever, had a distinctive sequence. ring..ringring...ring...ringring and so on. You had to memorize that. Oftimes, when you desired to make a call and would pick up the handset, another party line person was talking. After a respectable period it time, you would re-try your call. If the previous person was still on the line, you would say "Sir, or Madam, I need to make a call". The social conventions of the time generally - but not in all cases - resulted in an apology, and a promise to be off-line post haste. Fact was, all party line members knew the identity of each other. Being labeled a phone hog was strong social censure. And the phone company if contacted would mediate, and if need be put hard pressure upon the non-cooperative. They tallied who dialed and who was using the time, so they knew what was what. I also was around in the waning days of Western Union telegraph messages...
beerme1 Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 I can laugh at this, but I'm not qualified to say if is funny or not. 573500[/snapback] Not if you laugh out loud you cant! Thought police be damned! The village idiots er, Turds and I will be paying you a visit Or is it, the Tards and I?
Kelly the Dog Posted January 19, 2006 Author Posted January 19, 2006 Dog -- i am curious what led to this Jerry Maguire like soliloquy...was it all the inane airport threads or the deep inside source threads or a combo....Timing is essential is humor--the first is funny--the 100th--not so much... 573498[/snapback] Seems to me it's been coming on since the retatta thread, or maybe well before. It often rears its ugly head when there is a great and truly funny thread, but then, suddenly, Tard Nation, like a massive wave of ex-writers of the comic strip "Nancy" and "Blondie" start chipping in.
beerme1 Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Change the channel, tune out chill out whatever. There is nothing at all remotely funny about a man living with a hound dog.
smokinandjokin Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 I'll defer to the Dog here, but I'm pretty sure this is funny.
beerme1 Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 I'll defer to the Dog here, but I'm pretty sure this is funny. 573568[/snapback] To me, this is absolutely f'n hillarious. To some though it might be low brow not up to snuff and to say the least, kind of suck!
realtruelove Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 If Richard Pryor told a joke in the woods, a really funny joke, and nobody laughed, would the joke be funny, or not? And yes, I am aware RP is dead.
ofiba Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 I think the wall should be like a sitcom. Kelly writes the funny script for us, and we just post according to how he thinks our conversations should go. I hope I don't get typecast as a "tard".
beerme1 Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Really funny 573621[/snapback] Ya I was on hold with gr and couldn't wait anymore
Mark VI Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 So we all shouldn't shift to monkey avatars and start polls about it ? But...but....THAT'S GOLD !
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 I'll defer to the Dog here, but I'm pretty sure this is funny. 573568[/snapback] That's the closest I've come to peeing in my pants since I was 5. I'm no Balanced Dog, but I'd say it's very funny.
boomerjamhead Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Once upon a time, a decade or two ago, ESPN was just starting. They hired a few guys named Chris Berman and Dan Patrick and Keith Olberman, who once upon a time were fairly humorous in a smartalecky kind of way. It was a little new (for sports), a little goofy, and it worked great. ESPN and SportsCenter became a phenomenon. Unfortunately, Berman and Patrick and Olberman ruined sports forever by being sporadically mildly amusing. Now, everyone on SportsCenter tries to be funny, like them, but they are not like them, and are not funny, and sound like complete morons. And the same thing has happened to our lovable TSW. There were and are a couple witty, mildly amusing old timers (and, admittedly, a couple of new timers) that once upon a time made TSW a great place for wisecracks and Pythonesque abuse, and they, unfortuntely, because they were funny, made this place nearly unbearable. Now, every tard on the coaster tries to be funny. Except you tards forgot one thing. You're not funny. You're Stuart Scott. So remember. If you're trying to be funny, make sure you're funny. (To those here who are actually funny, carry on.) 573106[/snapback] And once upon a time there used to be such a thing as a conservative Democrat.
AKC Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 And the same thing has happened to our lovable TSW. 573106[/snapback] You can't possibly suggest that www.trollsbilldrive.com is less amiable a place for football fans than 8433 Sunset Blvd.? My god, methinks you need 20 minutes in the Belly Room to recover from the miasma.
nick in* england Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Hmmm I am funny - but In a British way - and I kinda worry that some of ya won't get it... I know a way aroudn it tho - just grin and show u my teeth...
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