NYGPopgun10 Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 BREAKING NEWS AP Newswire- Buffalo Bills Top Candidate From New Jersey According to The Star Ledger, a diehard Bills fan Kraze has emerged as the leading candidate to replace Mike Mularkey as the head coach of Buffalo. The 22-year-old Kraze has been living and dying with this team since he was an infant. If true, he could become the youngest NFL coach in the league's history. At the time this story was reported, he couldn't be reached. It's unknown whether he jumped off the Outerbridge Crossing after Peyton Manning's latest Drew Bledsoe impersonation. More later.
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 BREAKING NEWSAP Newswire- Buffalo Bills Top Candidate From New Jersey According to The Star Ledger, a diehard Bills fan Kraze has emerged as the leading candidate to replace Mike Mularkey as the head coach of Buffalo. The 22-year-old Kraze has been living and dying with this team since he was an infant. If true, he could become the youngest NFL coach in the league's history. At the time this story was reported, he couldn't be reached. It's unknown whether he jumped off the Outerbridge Crossing after Peyton Manning's latest Drew Bledsoe impersonation. More later. 569352[/snapback] I have no offical comment at this time
NYGPopgun10 Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 I have no offical comment at this time 569353[/snapback]
NYGPopgun10 Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 More Breaking News AP Newswire- Crazed Jersey Man Celebrates Mularkey Resignation A Parlin, New Jersey man who is a diehard Bills fan got a little carried away when Bills Coach Mike Mularkey resigned this past week. The 32-year-old Sambone reportedly locked himself in a darkened room with a cold case of Guinness and started laughing uncontrollably for three straight hours, disturbing neighbors. In a related story, Sambone created a team name called Bunch of Mularkey when he was hired to coach Buffalo three years ago. What hasn't been determined yet is whether he had any connection with Mularkey's sudden resignation. It isn't known if he's armed and dangerous but if you see him, proceed with caution.
Mark VI Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 candidate is a Ham Sandwhich. 569204[/snapback] Ham Sandwich has a Rye sense of humor. Don't believe him.
stuckincincy Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 Ham Sandwich has a Rye sense of humor. Don't believe him. 569379[/snapback] Are you saying he can't cut the mustard? He's not fully cooked? He has a salty personality?
bills 2020 Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 candidate is a Ham Sandwhich. All these reports are total bull right now. 569204[/snapback]
/dev/null Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 if you want ham sandwich as coach, you must have been drinking the kool-aid®
Ramius Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 I am so sick of this! No one wants an untoasted ham sandwich as a coach. I only want a proven, toasted ham and cheese.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 But a turkey club was just spotted at Buffalo airport!
/dev/null Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 But a turkey club was just spotted at Buffalo airport! 569644[/snapback] turky club? ham sandwich? bolgna? toasted or untoasted? just the same old same old coaching carousel. if we're going to succeed we need a coach with style, with flavour. we need...a Chili Dog
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 turky club?ham sandwich? bolgna? toasted or untoasted? just the same old same old coaching carousel. if we're going to succeed we need a coach with style, with flavour. we need...a Chili Dog 569650[/snapback] I heard a rumor they're hiring a can of Iron City Beer. Another Pittsburgh reject not fit for the job...
X. Benedict Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 I heard a rumor they're hiring a can of Iron City Beer. Another Pittsburgh reject not fit for the job... 569656[/snapback] Iron City Beer will never take the job. The beer is concerned it can't recruit good assistants like Perogies because RW won't pony up the money.
/dev/null Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 I heard a rumor they're hiring a can of Iron City Beer. Another Pittsburgh reject not fit for the job... 569656[/snapback] if they were gonna bring in someone else with ties to Pittsburgh, I'd prefer it to be a Primanti Sandwich
Draconator Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 I just heard on the radio, that Prime Rib said he was going to interview for the Bills job! This could be big!
CJPearl2 Posted January 16, 2006 Author Posted January 16, 2006 In follow-up to my original news of Ham Sandwhich being the top choice for Bills' HC, John Clayton has further reported that Mama Cass has been ruled out as an Ham Sandwhich's OC because of a history of choking in big games.
RJsackedagain Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 I am so sick of this! No one wants an untoasted ham sandwich as a coach. I only want a proven, toasted ham and cheese. 569616[/snapback] with REAL cheese --- not soy cheese or velveeta
Mark VI Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 I want Royal Sub. He comes with extra everything and is proven to be far more successful. Ham Sandwich would just surround himself with Webers and 12 grain to disguise all his shortcomings.
/dev/null Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 one thing that i think everyone here is forgetting, is Marv wanted to bring in high character people and ham sandwich has a history of being a pig
LabattBlue Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 But a turkey club was just spotted at Buffalo airport! 569644[/snapback] If the Bills are going with a food of some sort for their new HC, isn't a Hot Pocket the obvious choice.
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