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The Lions didn't win a road game from 2000 through 2004.

 

Not really that relevant, other than that it's an even worse sentence.

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Actually, I think one of the worst sentences is "May I mommy dog face to the banana patch, please?"

 

But maybe it's just me.

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Actually, I think one of the worst sentences is "May I mommy dog face to the banana patch, please?"

 

But maybe it's just me.

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"Their stiletto-heeled shoes had straps wrapped around their ankles, and they smelled like they walked through a field of jasmine to get to his house. We introduced ourselves, and they made it clear that the blonde was there for Fabio, and the brunette was mine. To kill time waiting for Fabio, I make some small talk about how I met him, but whatever came out of my mouth sounded more like "May I mommy dog face to the banana patch, please?""

 

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