NavyBillsFan Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Stanley Cup It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral." Sabres on tonight guys!
eball Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 The only way that joke gets better is if you find a way to work The Hulkster into the story somehow.
X. Benedict Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Stanley CupIt's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral." Sabres on tonight guys! 563165[/snapback] Good one. But it is not televised, which is a bummer.
The Tomcat Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 The only way that joke gets better is if you find a way to work The Hulkster into the story somehow. 563216[/snapback] Chuck Norris would be better!
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