Simon Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 He may be getting a little long in the tooth, but if the Bills really want to win now they'd have a real good shot with that wily, handsome bastard commanding the offense. His firm jaw and his regal bearing make him the obvious choice.
R. Rich Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 He'd spend half the game arguing w/ his backs and receivers.
Mark VI Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 His agent, Tom Donahoe, would hold him out of camp so he could run moonshine through the mountain backroads. He drinks, you know..
Simon Posted January 12, 2006 Author Posted January 12, 2006 The defense rests. 562725[/snapback] Well if you sumbitches would play harder, maybe I wouldn't have to put up 30 a game. His agent, Tom Donahoe, would hold him out of camp so he could run moonshine through the mountain backroads. Running moonshine is a bad idea. You could trip and spill your drink.....
R. Rich Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 He drinks, you know.. 562727[/snapback] That bastard.
stevewin Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 I'd rather have Charlie Batch. Besides - I hear Simon is a dirty player...
stuckincincy Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 He may be getting a little long in the tooth, but if the Bills really want to win now they'd have a real good shot with that wily, handsome bastard commanding the offense. His firm jaw and his regal bearing make him the obvious choice. 562704[/snapback] If Simon is willing to a) Perform tricks b) Run the wishbone and c) Change his last name to "Says", he's our man.
dave mcbride Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 He may be getting a little long in the tooth, but if the Bills really want to win now they'd have a real good shot with that wily, handsome bastard commanding the offense. His firm jaw and his regal bearing make him the obvious choice. 562704[/snapback] how can a qb play dirty? marcus vick comes to mind - are you prepared to do that to jason taylor?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Only if the Bills are interested in sanctimonious rednecks....
BengalBEVIS Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Only if the Bills are interested in sanctimonious rednecks.... 562845[/snapback] Hey thats sounds cool!!!!
BuckeyeBill Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 The defense rests. 562725[/snapback] So, that's why we lost 11 games this year.
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