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Dear Abby:

 

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,

 

and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone

 

knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his

 

job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.

 

All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bull sh-- with his

 

buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went

 

away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be

 

a lesbian. What should I do?

 

Signed, Clueless -

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Clueless:

 

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore.

 

You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like it!

 

 

:):(:lol:

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:)

 

Abby should have suggested hitting him with his favorite 5 lb. Bible - like the one he carried on an Easter Sunday when he had an afternoon toot - giving new meaning to the term, "He Has Risen". :(

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