UConn James Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich and a beer. After seemingly enjoying his meal, he pulls out a revolver and plugs the piano player. "What are you doing?" asks the bartender. "I'm a panda, and I'm doing what I'm supposed to do. Look it up!" replies the panda as he walks out the door. Wondering what that was all about, the bartender opens a dictionary, the only reference book he has, and there it is. Panda: A large bear-like animal. Eats shoots and leaves.
R. Rich Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 That bear could use a few extra clips. Make sure he gets the job done.
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