gantrules Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 I still don't know what the hell is wrong with me to tell you the truth. And neither do the doctors. I've had a lot of problems in that area. Roids, recurring Abcesses, Fissures....you name it and I've had it. They "tested" me for chrones (sp?) disease and I didn't have that. They think it's just IBS but who knows....
gantrules Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 And I don't drink a lick of alcohol either.....
Nervous Guy Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 And I don't drink a lick of alcohol either..... 39877[/snapback] how the hell do you survive being a Braves AND Bills fan?
gantrules Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 That's why I have all the problems with my ass...too much stress!!!!
Steven in MD Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 And I don't drink a lick of alcohol either..... 39877[/snapback] There is the problem...alcohol kills all those bad germs...keeps the tract clean.
stevestojan Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 It ain't so bad. Just remember that when you drink that saline enema, mix it with some Sprite or something (clear fluids help the doc see inside your a..). Oh yeah, after you drink it (it tastes absolutely awful, even in Sprite), stay very close to a bathroom, just like the label states. You won't believe how much fluid can come out of your body. It will amaze you! I have ulcerative colitis, these things are routine now. 39844[/snapback] any chance i can get one of those enema drinks just for kicks? I like taking a nice s#it now and then, and that sounds like it really cleans ya out. Give me two ESPN the mags, and leave me in the crapper for a few hours. Maybe it'll clean me out.
Nervous Guy Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 any chance i can get one of those enema drinks just for kicks? I like taking a nice s#it now and then, and that sounds like it really cleans ya out. Give me two ESPN the mags, and leave me in the crapper for a few hours. Maybe it'll clean me out. 40034[/snapback] yep...that's exactly what everyone says is your problem...you're full of stevestojan.
gantrules Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 just go to Eckerd or CVS and pick one up stevestojan.
PastaJoe Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 Other than the enema drink, it was embarrassing having the young nurse in there with the doctor. Then afterward you have to clean the lubricant off your butt while they're still in the room.
gantrules Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 I had a bladder infection a couple weeks back and had to go to afterhours care b/c I was burning bad. So, this HOT young blonde fully body nurse comes walking in and asks me a few questions. She's reeeealllly friendly. No ring on her finger and she's a PA. Must be pretty bright. Yeah, I'm married but I still have these thoughts... So, she tells me to go pee in the cup. So, I do it and she comes back in. I'm thinking "man, if only I was single...." We have a decent conversation for about 5 minutes and I'm getting ready for her to give me my perscription then she says "Oh, their is one more thing." "I'd like to check your prostrate to make sure it's not infected." I stared at her fingers, which were about as long as Frankenstein's in my mind's eye and said point blank "Not with those meat hooks" She looked at me and seemed actually disappointed. I swear to god it seemed like it would have made her day. (they check but sticking their fingers in your stevestojaner) Well, needless to say I didn't give her any pleasure....but, it sure was one freaky experience.
BuffalOhio Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 any chance i can get one of those enema drinks just for kicks? I like taking a nice s#it now and then, and that sounds like it really cleans ya out. Give me two ESPN the mags, and leave me in the crapper for a few hours. Maybe it'll clean me out. 40034[/snapback] Fleet phosphosoda enema. It'll clean you out, alright! Yummy!
zow2 Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 I had a bladder infection a couple weeks back and had to go to afterhours care b/c I was burning bad. So, this HOT young blonde fully body nurse comes walking in and asks me a few questions. She's reeeealllly friendly. No ring on her finger and she's a PA. Must be pretty bright. Yeah, I'm married but I still have these thoughts... So, she tells me to go pee in the cup. So, I do it and she comes back in. I'm thinking "man, if only I was single...." We have a decent conversation for about 5 minutes and I'm getting ready for her to give me my perscription then she says "Oh, their is one more thing." "I'd like to check your prostrate to make sure it's not infected." I stared at her fingers, which were about as long as Frankenstein's in my mind's eye and said point blank "Not with those meat hooks" She looked at me and seemed actually disappointed. I swear to god it seemed like it would have made her day. (they check but sticking their fingers in your stevestojaner) Well, needless to say I didn't give her any pleasure....but, it sure was one freaky experience. 40189[/snapback] Hey , don't knock it. I had to get my prostate checked and it was a female young 30-something doctor. real nice looking. Then she had her hot physician assistant in the room to observe. I got all flushed with embarrassment but dropped 'em, laid on my side, and took it like a man. You know what? she did a great job (well, as good as that exam can feel!). The time before that it was a large male doctor with like a 6 inch long finger and that hurt like he!!. I'll take the embarrassment and the woman every time.
buckeyemike Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 I had a colonoscopy earlier this year. I'm 35, but my dad has had problems with polyps for years (he just had another colonoscopy last week), and colon cancer runs in my family. The doctor found I had a large hemorrhoid, nothing else. We named it Keyshawn. My physician said "you're fine. See you in seven years". Mike
don_of_manhattan Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 I had one about five years ago (due for another) and quite frankly, they gave me GREAT drugs and I didn't feel any pain - I think it was some combination of valium and darvon - whatever it was, I felt nothing and fortunately they found nothing to bring down my high because I was ready to party!!!
PastaJoe Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 The doctor found I had a large hemorrhoid, nothing else. We named it Keyshawn. Too bad you don't still have it, this Friday Howard Stern is having the World's Largest Hemorrhoid contest, and the winner gets $10,000. Sponsered by Hemmorelief.
stevestojan Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 just go to Eckerd or CVS and pick one up stevestojan. 40120[/snapback] oh, see, i thought these were like super special enemas... the one before the colonoscopy? If its just a regular ol' enema, I'll pass.
ajzepp Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 oh, see, i thought these were like super special enemas... the one before the colonoscopy? If its just a regular ol' enema, I'll pass. 40308[/snapback]
gantrules Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 super special enemas? I don't think it can come out much faster than it does on this stuff. If it did your bowel would fall out.
Nervous Guy Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 oh, see, i thought these were like super special enemas... the one before the colonoscopy? If its just a regular ol' enema, I'll pass. 40308[/snapback] you want a super special one...here's an idea...try some Drano.
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