NYGPopgun10 Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 Figured this might cheer some up in these parts. http://www.nysportsday.com/news/combined/1136608731.html Green Bay: If Brett Favre stays, hire John Madden. That way these too can consummate their long-lasting love affair with a professional relationship. It'll be like "Brokeback Mountain," except Jake Gyllenhaal will look like Frank Caliendo. If Favre goes, I'd hire Earl Campbell, who'd automatically become the healthiest running back in the Packers' organization.
Simon Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 he doesn't have the temperament to be the Raiders' coach. After the death of Billly Martin, only three people on Earth actually do: Jon Gruden, Esa Tikkanen, and Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Tcali Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 Figured this might cheer some up in these parts.http://www.nysportsday.com/news/combined/1136608731.html Green Bay: If Brett Favre stays, hire John Madden. That way these too can consummate their long-lasting love affair with a professional relationship. It'll be like "Brokeback Mountain," except Jake Gyllenhaal will look like Frank Caliendo. If Favre goes, I'd hire Earl Campbell, who'd automatically become the healthiest running back in the Packers' organization. 557955[/snapback] very good,very funny article
Nanker Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 "So the Jets need a coach (and a QB, a RB, another WR, several OLs, an NT, a CB...but they're money at punter, and that PK they drafted better fracking work out or so help me...). As soon as word spread that Edwards was all but gone, WFAN in NY was lit up by the usual fan fantasy candidates. Some of them were interesting (Jim Fassel with the Jets...hmmmm), while others were hilarious (Jimmy Johnson, who hates the cold so much I'm pretty sure he doesn't take ice in his drinks). Whoever takes the job will have one season in which to make a last grasp at postseason glory. Curtis Martin will be back with a vengeance, and the defense is two players away from really being something special. If the Porcelain Princess can stay healthy under center, the Jets have the pieces for a final run before Curtis becomes a backup and the team needs some retooling. But the bottom line for the Jets has never been the coach; it's the guy building the team. Could anyone have been successful with Blair Thomas or Browning Nagle or any of the other disasters in Jets' history? So if Bradway doesn't get his act together, the team's cooked. Take another shot, or hit the reset button? That's the question the Jets must answer. That's the question Herman Edwards didn't want to answer." Hmmm... They need a QB, RB, WR, several OLs , NT, and a CB. They're money at punter, and kinda-sorta ok with their PK. If I were blindfolded, I'd run even money that he was talking about the Counterfeit Bills that DonnaHo left us with. Even with all that, it's interesting that they think they can make one more run at it with two more players on D.
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