A little more humor

[30dive]

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed

quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the

garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out

into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and

the wind was blowing 50 mph.

 

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered

that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into

the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I

cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and

whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

 

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out

fishing in that sh-- .."

[aussiew]

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed

quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the

garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out

into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and

the wind was blowing 50 mph.

 

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered

that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into

the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I

cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and

whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

 

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out

fishing in that sh-- .."

 

 

[Puhonix]

Ok, here's one:

 

 

A workman is doing work inside a church. He sees a little old Italian lady get down in front of a statue of Mary and start to pray.

The workman decides to have a little fun. He gets behind the statue of Jesus and loudly says, "Woman, get off your kness. Don't pray to her, pray to me!"

The little old Italian lady looks up at the statue of Jesus and says, "Shutup your mouth, I'm talking to your mother!"

[30dive]

Ok, here's one:

A workman is doing work inside a church. He sees a little old Italian lady get down in front of a statue of Mary and start to pray.

The workman decides to have a little fun. He gets behind the statue of Jesus and loudly says, "Woman, get off your kness. Don't pray to her, pray to me!"

The little old Italian lady looks up at the statue of Jesus and says, "Shutup your mouth, I'm talking to your mother!"

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[KRC]

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a doberman and a bulldog are in a bar when a beautiful female collie walks in. She states, "Anyone of you who can use 'liver' and 'cheese' in a sentence can have your way with me.

 

The doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."

 

The collie replies, "Not good enough."

 

The bulldog adds, "I hate liver and cheese."

 

The collie replies, "Not creative enough."

 

The Taco Bell Chihuahua says, "liver alone...cheese mine."

[Beerball]

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a doberman and a bulldog are in a bar when a beautiful female collie walks in. She states, "Anyone of you who can use 'liver' and 'cheese' in a sentence can have your way with me.

 

The doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."

 

The collie replies, "Not good enough."

 

The bulldog adds, "I hate liver and cheese."

 

The collie replies, "Not creative enough."

 

The Taco Bell Chihuahua says, "liver alone...cheese mine."

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[mead107]

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a doberman and a bulldog are in a bar when a beautiful female collie walks in. She states, "Anyone of you who can use 'liver' and 'cheese' in a sentence can have your way with me.

 

The doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."

 

The collie replies, "Not good enough."

 

The bulldog adds, "I hate liver and cheese."

 

The collie replies, "Not creative enough."

 

The Taco Bell Chihuahua says, "liver alone...cheese mine."

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did you get the humping taco bell dog for christmas .