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Memo to Kerry: Get a Dog!


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As you know, Kerry has a problem with his image -- he just doesn't come across to many as a likeable guy. The word that comes to mind in describing him is "saturnine."

 

I know this sounds silly, but Kerry should get a dog or cat, and be photographed with it. Americans love their pets-- uh, er, "companion animals." Clinton had (the late) Buddy and Socks the cat (who I think is still around), George Bush had Millie the Springer Spaniel, and I've seen Dubya with a Scottish terrier and some other dogs (followed by a Secret Service guy with a pooper scooper).

 

At this point, it couldn't hurt!

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