The Poojer Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?" "Yup, shore am!" "How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Ten pounds." The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds." The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"
tennesseeboy Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?" "Yup, shore am!" "How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Ten pounds." The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds." The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!" 550023[/snapback] Being a texas baby I'm surprised he didn't say he just had his first bowel movement!
aussiew Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Being a texas baby I'm surprised he didn't say he just had his first bowel movement! thanks Tenny - that's a classic. I'm sending this out to my texas friends.
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