Chilly Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) - A polite bank robber was ordered evaluated at a Buffalo hospital after taking $50 and waiting for police to arrest him. "Please give me $50 so I can go to jail,'' the 32-year-old man's note to a teller said. "No one will get hurt and I will wait for the police outside. Sorry for the inconvenience.'' The teller complied and the man calmly waited in the lobby of the HSBC Bank branch to be arrested Wednesday, police said. http://www.startribune.com/stories/484/5798077.html
Buford T. Justice Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 Two options here 1. Homeless - Warm bed and a hot meal for Christmas. 2. Married - Doesn't have to go to the inlaws for Christmas. Either way he wins.
Fezmid Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 Two options here 1. Homeless - Warm bed and a hot meal for Christmas. 2. Married - Doesn't have to go to the inlaws for Christmas. Either way he wins. 540683[/snapback] You forgot option #3: His brother is in prison, on death row, and he wants to get arrested so he can help bust his brother out. CW
Clockwork Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 Two options here 1. Homeless - Warm bed and a hot meal for Christmas. 2. Married - Doesn't have to go to the inlaws for Christmas. Either way he wins. 540683[/snapback] I vote for #2.
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