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I am not going to be able to post tomorrow, so I wanted to be the first to wish all of you people a Happy Festivus!

 

Remeber, Festivus is your heritage.

 

I really am going to miss the airing of the grievances.

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I am not going to be able to post tomorrow, so I wanted to be the first to wish all of you people a Happy Festivus!

 

Remeber, Festivus is your heritage.

 

I really am going to miss the airing of the grievances.

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TBS is doing a 2 hour tribute to festivus in a half-hour.... ON THE WRONG DAY!

 

Happy Festivus indeed.

Posted
I am not going to be able to post tomorrow, so I wanted to be the first to wish all of you people a Happy Festivus!

 

Remeber, Festivus is your heritage.

 

I really am going to miss the airing of the grievances.

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Early, nah. You can celebrate Festivus whenever you want

 

From Wiki

Festivus is celebrated each year on December 23, but many people celebrate it other times, often in early December

 

A Festivus for the rest of us!

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Early, nah.  You can celebrate Festivus whenever you want

 

From Wiki

A Festivus for the rest of us!

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Well, in that case,

 

I got a lot of problems with you people!

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Well, in that case,

 

I got a lot of problems with you people!

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This holiday is a litte... *BURMP* *BURMP*BURMP**BURMP* out there

Posted
Well, in that case,

 

I got a lot of problems with you people!

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the reason you have so many problems with others is that you can't even master your own domain :D

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A guy in our office just lifted and held out (at arms length) two boxes of printer paper by the plastic wrapping straps for a whole minute.

 

It's a Festivus Miracle!

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A guy in our office just lifted and held out (at arms length) two boxes of printer paper by the plastic wrapping straps for a whole minute.

 

It's a Festivus Miracle!

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Was he standing near the Festivus Pole when he accomplished this feat?

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Was he standing near the Festivus Pole when he accomplished this feat?

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They won't let us put up a pole. HR is worried that someone will get offended.

 

This, of course, led me to air my grievances. Festivus is a great holiday. It really takes you full circle.

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I really am going to miss the airing of the grievances.

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The airing of grievances is the worst part of Festivus.

 

Let's go right straight to the feats of strength.

 

(may I suggest dwarf tossing?)

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