\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Here's someone who's available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Ridden hard, put away wet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Ridden hard, put away wet? 540247[/snapback] More like ridden wet, and put away hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 She looks like Paris Hilton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I bet she could get some extra RAM out of my hard drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 programmer huh? i got a perl string for her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 programmer huh? i got a perl string for her 540434[/snapback] Have you even kissed a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Have you even kissed a woman? 540438[/snapback] Kirk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Kirk 540445[/snapback] A Christmas tale for you, Old Man E-BiB-geezer Scrooge... Twas the night before Christmas on the Enterprise-D, On a routine short hop to Starbase 03, With Data on duty in the command chair, At Warp 6, the Enterprise soon would be there. Just for something to do while the other crew slept, He scanned where historical records were kept -- And with a blink of his eye and a rooster of his head, "Intriguing! Tomorrow is Christmas!" he said. But no one was stirring, and he sought to find why, And so he buzzed Geordi, who awoke with a sigh: "Christmas? It's only an old holiday -- Now just let me get back to sleep, okay?" "But is to wish Merry Christmas not human to do?" And so Data wished it -- to the whole ship and crew. Everyone on the Enterprise awoke from this clatter -- Picard rushed to the bridge to see what was the matter. "What is the meaning of this noise, Mister Data?" "Sir, is it not Christmas--?" "We'll discuss it much later!" Just then Worf said, "Captain -- a Klingon Prey Bird! Its hull has been damaged -- it's uncloaking, sir." "On screen," said Picard, as the Klingon ship hailed: "Federation vessel, our Life Support systems have failed! A strange ship attacked us, inflicting the worst, (though naturally, of course, we'd fired on it first)." The Klingons beamed over, and the senior staff met, To try and determine the source of the threat. Said Picard, "Mister Data, an assignment for you: Give all of these Klingons something to do! They think it's the Romulans we should look for, Get them all off the bridge, before there's a war!" So Data departed, while the rest of the crew Wondered: Romulans? Ferengi? If not them, then who? Said Worf, "Sir -- disturbance on Holodeck Three!" The entire bridge crew ran down there to see. Roared Picard, "Mister Data, what the devil is this!!" "Sir, I have taught the Klingons how to celebrate Christmas." And so there they were -- on holodecks 3, 4 and 5 With synthohol, singing and Rokeg Blood Pie! Soon the Big E was rocking with holiday cheer Friend,foe, and family came from both far and near. The Romulans showed up with some Romulan Ale, The Ferengi brought goodies for free -- not for sale! But a strange ship was coming, the captain was told, With one crew member only, and a huge cargo hold. Said the Klingons, "It's the strange ship that fought us -- attack!" Said Picard, "On Christmas? -- Mister Worf, just hold back." And then as the ship came into view, Onscreen came its captain -- none other than Q! He wore a white beard and a suit of deep red... "Joyeux Noel, mon captain," was what Santa Q said. "Tell those Klingons next time to not go so berserk. You need good defense systems in this line of work. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be warping away... Did you think anyone else could do this job in one day?" "I'm sensing emotion," said Counselor Troi, "Peace in the galaxy, Good Will and Joy." And they stood on the bridge and watched Q take flight, shouting, "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I'll just free base some dilithium crystals, and call it a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rastabillz Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 My teeth are nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Have you even kissed a woman? 540438[/snapback] The Klingons beamed over, and the senior staff met, To try and determine the source of the threat. Said Picard, "Mister Data, an assignment for you: Give all of these Klingons something to do! They think it's the Romulans we should look for, Get them all off the bridge, before there's a war!" 540449[/snapback] I'll take that as a "no." Pretty clever, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I'll just free base some dilithium crystals, and call it a day. 540463[/snapback] Good call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 A Christmas tale for you, Old Man E-BiB-geezer Scrooge... Twas the night before Christmas on the Enterprise-D, On a routine short hop to Starbase 03, With Data on duty in the command chair, At Warp 6, the Enterprise soon would be there. Just for something to do while the other crew slept, He scanned where historical records were kept -- And with a blink of his eye and a rooster of his head, "Intriguing! Tomorrow is Christmas!" he said. But no one was stirring, and he sought to find why, And so he buzzed Geordi, who awoke with a sigh: "Christmas? It's only an old holiday -- Now just let me get back to sleep, okay?" "But is to wish Merry Christmas not human to do?" And so Data wished it -- to the whole ship and crew. Everyone on the Enterprise awoke from this clatter -- Picard rushed to the bridge to see what was the matter. "What is the meaning of this noise, Mister Data?" "Sir, is it not Christmas--?" "We'll discuss it much later!" Just then Worf said, "Captain -- a Klingon Prey Bird! Its hull has been damaged -- it's uncloaking, sir." "On screen," said Picard, as the Klingon ship hailed: "Federation vessel, our Life Support systems have failed! A strange ship attacked us, inflicting the worst, (though naturally, of course, we'd fired on it first)." The Klingons beamed over, and the senior staff met, To try and determine the source of the threat. Said Picard, "Mister Data, an assignment for you: Give all of these Klingons something to do! They think it's the Romulans we should look for, Get them all off the bridge, before there's a war!" So Data departed, while the rest of the crew Wondered: Romulans? Ferengi? If not them, then who? Said Worf, "Sir -- disturbance on Holodeck Three!" The entire bridge crew ran down there to see. Roared Picard, "Mister Data, what the devil is this!!" "Sir, I have taught the Klingons how to celebrate Christmas." And so there they were -- on holodecks 3, 4 and 5 With synthohol, singing and Rokeg Blood Pie! Soon the Big E was rocking with holiday cheer Friend,foe, and family came from both far and near. The Romulans showed up with some Romulan Ale, The Ferengi brought goodies for free -- not for sale! But a strange ship was coming, the captain was told, With one crew member only, and a huge cargo hold. Said the Klingons, "It's the strange ship that fought us -- attack!" Said Picard, "On Christmas? -- Mister Worf, just hold back." And then as the ship came into view, Onscreen came its captain -- none other than Q! He wore a white beard and a suit of deep red... "Joyeux Noel, mon captain," was what Santa Q said. "Tell those Klingons next time to not go so berserk. You need good defense systems in this line of work. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be warping away... Did you think anyone else could do this job in one day?" "I'm sensing emotion," said Counselor Troi, "Peace in the galaxy, Good Will and Joy." And they stood on the bridge and watched Q take flight, shouting, "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!" 540449[/snapback] And this is exactly what we're talking about. Picard: lame-ass poetry about a "can't we all just get along" Christmas party. Kirk would have clubbed the Klingons in the face, finished off the Romulans with one of those patented flying two-footed kicks of his, then tossed a heartfelt "MERRY!....CHRISTMAS!......TO ALL!" over his shoulder as he left to bang the Orion slave girl. Kirk >>> Picard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 And this is exactly what we're talking about. Picard: lame-ass poetry about a "can't we all just get along" Christmas party. Kirk would have clubbed the Klingons in the face, finished off the Romulans with one of those patented flying two-footed kicks of his, then tossed a heartfelt "MERRY!....CHRISTMAS!......TO ALL!" over his shoulder as he left to bang the Orion slave girl. Kirk >>> Picard. 540561[/snapback] if past performances are any indication, kirk would have let the klingons run amok on the enterprise with 17th century weapons. the romulans wouldn't have even showed up, and the slave girl? we all know he paid for that picard on the other hand, he's well respected and when he invites you over for christmas, its an offer you can't refuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF in Indiana Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek Star Trek: The Next Generation had the highest ratings of all the Star Trek series and was the number-one syndicated show during the last few years of its original run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Not bad.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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