ChevyVanMiller Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up, doctor, fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. And sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Buffalo Bills, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 OMG. I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 sigh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Not to bust balls, or take away from a funny joke, but do 5th graders really have coloring time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 is the kids father CTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Not to bust balls, or take away from a funny joke, but do 5th graders really have coloring time? 538345[/snapback] Nah, but UM football grads do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eSJayDee Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Reminds of what I believe is a true story. I think it was Jim Ritcher's kid, who when asked what his father did, replied, "He plays for the lowly Buffalo Bills" apparently cuz that's how he always heard them called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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