ChevyVanMiller Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up, doctor, fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. And sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Buffalo Bills, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
smokinandjokin Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Not to bust balls, or take away from a funny joke, but do 5th graders really have coloring time?
Alaska Darin Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Not to bust balls, or take away from a funny joke, but do 5th graders really have coloring time? 538345[/snapback] Nah, but UM football grads do.
eSJayDee Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Reminds of what I believe is a true story. I think it was Jim Ritcher's kid, who when asked what his father did, replied, "He plays for the lowly Buffalo Bills" apparently cuz that's how he always heard them called.
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