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NFL Fan: "Hey coach, aren't your opponents playing a deep defense all the time?

 

NFL Coach: "Sure are".

 

NFL Fan: "Well, why not run more?"

 

NFL Coach: "Let me check the game plan...hmmm...no, it says pass".

 

NFL Fan: "But if you run, you can control the clock, rest your defense, keep their offense on the bench, and tire their defense".

 

NFL Coach: "Hey! Who are You! You've never played the game!".

 

NFL Fan: Wake me up at the 2 minute warning. I love to see prevent defense".

 

NFL Coach: "Two minutes to go. Wake up, NFL Fan! We are now Preventing".

 

NFL Fan: I see you are up by two points.

NFL Coach: "Thank you".

 

NFL Fan:  "Hmmm...they've marched down to the 20.

 

NFL Coach: "But there are only 3 seconds left. See? The prevent worked!".

 

NFL Fan: "Coach, who is that skinny guy running onto the field?".

 

NFL Coach:  "Hmmm..let me look at my game plan."

 

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One thing for sure, it will never be Willy Nelson's "On the Road Again".

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BTW- Clements stands behind Mularkey with the aforementioned play-sheet.

Can't make it out, but it's no duet.

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