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Thing you have to believe to be a Republican Today


Chilly

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Here's the other side of that list for you all. :doh:

 

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:

 

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

 

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

 

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.

 

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

 

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

 

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

 

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

 

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

 

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

 

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

 

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

 

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense.

 

A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

 

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

 

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

 

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.

 

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.

 

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

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Come on...can you at least not make stuff up completely when you make the list?  Yes, I realize it's satire...but try to have at least a tenuous basis in fact.

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Blame whatever website I copied it from. <3 Google, copy, and paste. :doh:

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Blame whatever website I copied it from.  <3 Google, copy, and paste.  :lol:

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So it's not your fault your post has no basis in reality, it's google's fault? :lol:

 

I never thought I'd see the day when this board didn't do "Bush bad", but did "google bad". :doh:

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So it's not your fault your post has no basis in reality, it's google's fault?  :lol:

 

I never thought I'd see the day when this board didn't do "Bush bad", but did "google bad".  :doh:

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Oh right, because I posted, lets see here -

 

1.) The opposite of the baseless in reality "Things you have to believe to be a Democrat today"

2.) Because "I didn't make it up myself, rather I searched google for it"

 

It immediately goes to "google bad".

 

I never thought I'd see the day when this board was this stupid.

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Oh right, because I posted, lets see here -

 

1.) The opposite of the baseless in reality "Things you have to believe to be a Democrat today"

2.) Because "I didn't make it up myself, rather I searched google for it"

 

It immediately goes to "google bad".

 

I never thought I'd see the day when this board was this stupid.

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Isn't that every day?

 

Geez...I point out one thing - one thing - that's factually incorrect, and someone generalizes it to your entire post to claim indignation...and this after Mickey just got his ass beat for "not having a sense of humor" about the same damned thing.

 

And people wonder why I'm so contemptuous most of the time.

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And people wonder why I'm so contemptuous most of the time.

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And I thought it was contempt in the De Toqueville sense that

with our American liberty we now trust the top of the Google

menu. Google now rules over the ruins that our Democracy

has made.

 

Not that I care, I'm expecting to be raptured any second now.

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Not according to Mickey and he's a lawyer.  If you copy something from a website that's a lie, you're a liar.

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:doh:

 

 

Isn't that every day?

 

Geez...I point out one thing - one thing - that's factually incorrect, and someone generalizes it to your entire post to claim indignation...and this after Mickey just got his ass beat for "not having a sense of humor" about the same damned thing.

 

And people wonder why I'm so contemptuous most of the time.

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Heheheh. Indeed.

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