Chilly Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Here's the other side of that list for you all. Things you have to believe to be a Republican today: Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. Come on...can you at least not make stuff up completely when you make the list? Yes, I realize it's satire...but try to have at least a tenuous basis in fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 Come on...can you at least not make stuff up completely when you make the list? Yes, I realize it's satire...but try to have at least a tenuous basis in fact. 533751[/snapback] Blame whatever website I copied it from. <3 Google, copy, and paste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Blame whatever website I copied it from. <3 Google, copy, and paste. 533754[/snapback] So it's not your fault your post has no basis in reality, it's google's fault? I never thought I'd see the day when this board didn't do "Bush bad", but did "google bad". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 So it's not your fault your post has no basis in reality, it's google's fault? I never thought I'd see the day when this board didn't do "Bush bad", but did "google bad". 533784[/snapback] Oh right, because I posted, lets see here - 1.) The opposite of the baseless in reality "Things you have to believe to be a Democrat today" 2.) Because "I didn't make it up myself, rather I searched google for it" It immediately goes to "google bad". I never thought I'd see the day when this board was this stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Blame whatever website I copied it from. <3 Google, copy, and paste. 533754[/snapback] Not according to Mickey and he's a lawyer. If you copy something from a website that's a lie, you're a liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Oh right, because I posted, lets see here - 1.) The opposite of the baseless in reality "Things you have to believe to be a Democrat today" 2.) Because "I didn't make it up myself, rather I searched google for it" It immediately goes to "google bad". I never thought I'd see the day when this board was this stupid. 533793[/snapback] Isn't that every day? Geez...I point out one thing - one thing - that's factually incorrect, and someone generalizes it to your entire post to claim indignation...and this after Mickey just got his ass beat for "not having a sense of humor" about the same damned thing. And people wonder why I'm so contemptuous most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 And people wonder why I'm so contemptuous most of the time. 533811[/snapback] And I thought it was contempt in the De Toqueville sense that with our American liberty we now trust the top of the Google menu. Google now rules over the ruins that our Democracy has made. Not that I care, I'm expecting to be raptured any second now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Not that I care, I'm expecting to be raptured any second now. 533875[/snapback] Like the kid in your avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Like the kid in your avatar? 533877[/snapback] I know you can't get to heaven in a Greyhound bus, but that doesn't mean I have given up on Newtonian physics and a good ol' heave-ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s 533734[/snapback] I saw him in a pic as a young kid shaking JFK's hand. That's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 but did "google bad". 533784[/snapback] I apologize for the indiscretions of my minions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I saw him in a pic as a young kid shaking JFK's hand. That's about it. 533932[/snapback] Looks like he also learned a few tips about sex in the oval office! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. Does this one revert to the Dems list if/when a Dem ever occupies the White House again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Does this one revert to the Dems list if/when a Dem ever occupies the White House again? 534077[/snapback] Which party's President used "Helms-Burton" to extend the embargo even further (in 1996)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Which party's President used "Helms-Burton" to extend the embargo even further (in 1996)? 534103[/snapback] Uh, I dunno. Is it the same party that originally imposed said embargo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 So it's not your fault your post has no basis in reality, it's google's fault? I never thought I'd see the day when this board didn't do "Bush bad", but did "google bad". 533784[/snapback] Doggone Google! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 Not according to Mickey and he's a lawyer. If you copy something from a website that's a lie, you're a liar. 533804[/snapback] Isn't that every day? Geez...I point out one thing - one thing - that's factually incorrect, and someone generalizes it to your entire post to claim indignation...and this after Mickey just got his ass beat for "not having a sense of humor" about the same damned thing. And people wonder why I'm so contemptuous most of the time. 533811[/snapback] Heheheh. Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanone Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Blame whatever website I copied it from. <3 Google, copy, and paste. 533754[/snapback] Proves liberals don't think for themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Is it a coincidence that Lawyer sounds like Liar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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